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[challenge entry] Mandave

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(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Someone deserves a refund!
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Janet looks like she could pop him just by blowing Dave up !
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Dave's missing that piece.
It's a ripoff!
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# So . . . maybe I shouldn't ask where the air hole is . . .
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Now we know why he leaves the toilet seat down.
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I know a song about that:
inflatable you

rubber mandate sounds like my direct debit might bounce.
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Great sales pitch !
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# of course he doesn't leave the toilet seat up!
He has to sit to go pee

mindpiss: b3ta.com/board/9059033 -- next time, I will read with comprehension
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# But women should leave the toilet seat up for men
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# In which case . . . everybody leave the toilet seat up !
Sounds like a great title for a new tune . . .
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Wasn't that done by the Vengaboys?
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Well then . . . that covers it . . . or visa versa !
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# can't remember if this was in the newsletter or not but
its one of the funniest websites i've seen

www.blowmeupsexdolls.com/
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Perfect 10 sex doll
she looks a right gob shite!
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# IT´S PERFECT
and a 10.
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# http://www.blowmeupsexdolls.com/Dolls/JillKellyDoll.aspx
What a minger!
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# So lifelike!
So anatomically correct!
Their mimsys are in a very odd position.
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Haahahahaa . . . mimsys . . . has an odd plural sound !
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# the man doll is not much better
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Not as realistic as this one
www.blowmeupsexdolls.com/Dolls/JohnHolmesDeluxe.aspx
Complete with chest hair and pubes!
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# At least Carmen Naughty Cop Doll . . . has her mouth shut !
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# and for that few extra dollars...
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# OMG
Are they made out of wax?
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# silcone, and are jointed.
Out of curiosity..*coughs*...I priced one up - $6500.
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# For some reason . . . they do look real . . . dead !
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# bonus!
erm...I used to go out with a dead girl.

Until the rotten cunt split on me.
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Two for the price of one . . .
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)