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(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Arf!
But he isn't self appointed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Don't the cardinals vote him in?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# And and and and...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# AND sometimes he wears that little candle hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I meant 'self appointed' as in
chosen by the Catholic church, i.e. not God
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# But God is the Catholic Church.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# The catholic church is Satan though
wow.... what does that mean then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Yip :D
That is why I am a catholic.

Best of both worlds ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
That is why I am an catholic idolator.

Best of both worlds ;) because I love idols :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# And what's wrong with that?
This one is my favourite!

Best of all the Idols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP FALSE BILLY IDOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# That reminds me of this!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# which makes me think of this :)
Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Ooooh!
I just remembered. I was in the car the other day, and Frank actually started playing on the radio :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# DOES NOT COMPUTE
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# That is because you are an atheist,
and therefore are as close minded as any fundamentalist.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Being an atheist doesn't make you close minded.
It just means you like a little proof before you start throwing around silly things like "faith".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I'm very religious
I'm a devout Pastafarian!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Well I would like you to please prove atheism
with a book that has been around since only 500 years after the Messiah came please!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Athesim is a belief that religion is false.
You are, I think, asking me to disprove religion, rather than prove athesim.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# HEATHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Gone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Shurely...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 2:26, archived)
# That's quite a provocative statement you make there
although I suppose I also made one previously, so I guess we're even.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Well kind of,
except I am right.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Well, if Catholicism is God and Satan,
does that not make you wrong as well?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Impossible.
I have faith and religion, therefore it is impossible for me to be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# He also has flowers as legs!!!
TRIFFID!!!

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# you'll be fine as long as you don't go blind
avoid suspiciously soviet looking meteor showers
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i welcome Soviet meteor showers now.
i need to get hit by one that gives me a super science powers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Triffid Pope eats protestants!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I thought gassing them was more his style:P
EDIT: hahaha I listening to some bad Aussie RnB with the sample from The Barry Norman Film [insert year here] music!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Maybe his flowers had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# you! disco for me!
hows loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I have just signed up for the bash because I am cool.
\o/ I really should make it to this one as I don't have too much stress anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I notice just now
Yays. First burger off teh barbie's yours:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# fucking yes.
anyone touches that first burger will get to know what it feels like to be slowly killed with a paper plate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# And smothered with a wafffffer thin napkin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# that's just for starters.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# second one is always the best
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Sadly you'll just be licking the grill afterwards:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# haha
if he's drinking with me, yes he will.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I'll make sure I stick some blotters to it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# i'll fucking rub some bread along it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
#
bread knob.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Ha!
More like self-anointed.


I'm not sure if my joke actually works, but I'll leave it there anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# works for me
:)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Not exactly self-appointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# All hail german fishcap
Achtung!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# well I didn't vote for him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Nooooooooof !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Undt I vas trying to hide !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# plenty
of replies. pope love aplenty, eh?

wait...
(jones, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 3:05, archived)