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# Needs more 'They started it!'
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# with added
"God said it was OUR'S not your's"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# and a bit of rebuilding the 3rd temple
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# and a dash of
"fuck yeah - take that you Babylonian bastards..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# A cry often heard
at Sci-fi conventions, no doubt

"Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# MY god's better than YOUR god!
Oh yeah?! Says WHO?!

Says MY book!

YOUR book's RUBBISH! MY god's better than YOUR god!

Oh yeah?!

Ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# My International allies have bigger bombs than your international allies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Am I the only one who watches the news of the Israel/Palestine situation
and can only think of Monty Python's "Fish-Slapping Dance"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# best sketch ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# "so - this Israel/Palestine thing - who's the baddies and who's the goodies?"
"... well - I'm afraid it's more complicated than that..."
"Oh - right - I'll watch Hollyoaks instead then..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I find it hilarious
that the media don't seem to know anymore.

It used to be those poor israelies dealing with those Palestinian/Hamas terrorists/militants...

Now, they've gone "actually, these Israelie types are doping some nasty things... but Hamas are terrorists, Busgh said so... um... ooh look at the human interest angle...shiny"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# "... America hasn't said I can't..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# and it turns out it's the same God
... it's a metaphor for American politics
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
"Get off my land"
"Its our land already"
"You stole it from us in 1948"
"God promised it to us in 1948 BC"
"It wasnt his to give to you"
"......"
"......."
"........."
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I believe this pea is appropriate


I wish they'd all grow up and sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# This is brilliant
and sadly still topical :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# This is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahahaha
aloneinmyhouselol
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)