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[challenge entry] The interval is over. Please return to your seats.



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(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Rock em Sock em was shit :D

Woo!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# *wants*
How much? inc vat and delivery?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# 12 shekels!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hahahah... I remember when I was in jerusalem, people kept offering me these crappy wooden statues all the time
20 shekels! You want!
pissing annoying it was too
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# where's the Mediocre one when you want him?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# fucking hell
Tommy Walsh with endorse anything.

the whore
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# heheheheheh!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think I've found something better...

(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# \o/
*is stupid and gullible*

*buys*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Noooo
This is REALLY REALLY useful - when you have those stupid breeze-block sized transformers that barge the 2 plugs either side out the way.

Though the 25 cm extension above does the job even better!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I never thought of that
*profits*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Wish I had some of these
I could then move everything 27cm to the left!

Or the right!!!

Or forwards!!!!!

I NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# haha
PUNCH HIM IN THE BEARD BARRY
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Where did this Barry stuff that I love so much originate...?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# deck 'im Barry
It was Barry the battling Barnacle

bizarrely it was a night shift thing if I remember correctly
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ie, nowhere!
This is why I love B3ta. I yell CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY! all the time, and it has no meaningful providence whatsoever.

Ace!

(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# INTERNET DETECTIVE TO THE RESCUE.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Wheeee!
Excellent!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Heh. Ace.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Needs more "They started it!"
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# with added
"God said it was OUR'S not your's"
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# and a bit of rebuilding the 3rd temple
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# and a dash of
"fuck yeah - take that you Babylonian bastards..."
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# A cry often heard
at Sci-fi conventions, no doubt

"Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!"
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# MY god's better than YOUR god!
Oh yeah?! Says WHO?!

Says MY book!

YOUR book's RUBBISH! MY god's better than YOUR god!

Oh yeah?!

Ad infinitum
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# My International allies have bigger bombs than your international allies
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Am I the only one who watches the news of the Israel/Palestine situation
and can only think of Monty Python's "Fish-Slapping Dance"?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# best sketch ever :)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# "so - this Israel/Palestine thing - who's the baddies and who's the goodies?"
"... well - I'm afraid it's more complicated than that..."
"Oh - right - I'll watch Hollyoaks instead then..."
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I find it hilarious
that the media don't seem to know anymore.

It used to be those poor israelies dealing with those Palestinian/Hamas terrorists/militants...

Now, they've gone "actually, these Israelie types are doping some nasty things... but Hamas are terrorists, Busgh said so... um... ooh look at the human interest angle...shiny"
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# "... America hasn't said I can't..."
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# and it turns out it's the same God
... it's a metaphor for American politics
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
"Get off my land"
"Its our land already"
"You stole it from us in 1948"
"God promised it to us in 1948 BC"
"It wasnt his to give to you"
"......"
"......."
"........."
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I believe this pea is appropriate


I wish they'd all grow up and sort it out.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# This is brilliant
and sadly still topical :(
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# This is great :)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahahaha
aloneinmyhouselol
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I love the tea towel
Everyone seems to have one round my way
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# But then you do work on a tea towel market stall
on tea towel street, in the tea towel district of tea towel town
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# This is all true
Oliver Postgate was once goign to make a series about us... but made Bagpuss instead, the cunt
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I see the referee is nowhere to be seen
probably buried in the rubble
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)