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# Non-Photoshop stuff
After this post: www.b3ta.com/board/9025185 things have been a bit weird around here.

This happened:



And this is the current state of my sofa:



Not pictured: the five sock monkeys I made inbetween these two batches. It's a bit, er, addictive, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Why am I looking at your monkeys?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Because I'm sick of them looking at me
and talking behind my back

and whispering bad stuff I shouldn't do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Indeed.
Drown them out by alternately screaming and laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Yay!
Next time I see you, I hope you have one of them for me :D

Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# supply me with socks
and it's yours :p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# NEVER! ;)
How many socks do you need to make one?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# one pair
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Cor!
I shall be trying this out at the weekend me thinks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# You'll need stuffing too
An old T-shirt saw me though a few of them, but since then I've invested in a bag of proper stuffing from the sewing shop (£3 lasted for about six monkeys)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Awesome!
I had a read of the guide link you posted. Seems a little confusing, but I am sure it makes more sense once you are actually doing it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah it's dead easy
After the first one I didn't look at the guide again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Erm ... maths isn't my strong point, but ...
I'm guessing one?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Oh yeah genius?
And where did you work that out from? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# The Voices told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Nice monkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Mega floofs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Jeebus wept, you have some eyewateringly coloured socks there.
Nice craft work though.
This reminds me of a King Missile track.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# 9 pairs for a fiver
off Bethnal Green market
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Well worth it for the crafty fluff fun.




Sock fetishist. Cunningly trying to cover your tracks eh?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I wouldn't mind
but the missus nicked a pair to put on her feet

the weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Terrible waste of potential monkey.
If you made monkeys from my socks, they would be down and out wino monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# As I have my shoes off I can tell you that if you made monkeys out of my socks
you'd have monkeys covered in unicorns and anchors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Mine would be black
with a little white "M" on each ankle and wrist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ah, see, I only wear children's socks. Well, and childish women's socks.
*age 11-12 according to most shops as far as her feet are concerned*

Ciggie time, all this talk of smoke has made me peckish. Lung peckish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Whoa, too much cute.
(unrelated - I can see a squirrel hanging upside down on a bag of nuts, thankfully not mine).
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I can see... a dark blue sky
an Aimee, an Anna, a cup of coffee (thank you Anna) and the pooter. Also lots of paper that I'm pretending isn't there.

Ciggy time, I must be off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I'd love to have a fondle of your monkeys, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Oh I am very jealous.
I would love a sock monkey. I've got a gizzard.... (this is a lizard made out of socks)

Afterning, chapply.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 'noons Cap'n
Lemme know next time you're in the smoke and I'll fix you up with one :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I already owe you, my man
but a woman cannot say no to a sock monkey.

I need to come up and see you at some point actually. We've been going on about this stoner meet for ages and, in somewhat predictable fashion, have done nothing about it....

hmmm *thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I'm stoned now
let's get this show on the road!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I'm not, alas
give me till tonight though, Mrs Captain's going on a shopping trip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# \o/
regarding meeting up - I'll gaz you my number and we'll have to arrange something :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hellllllllls yes, good man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# what happened to the 5 missing ones?
have you printed their faces on milk cartons?
have you informed crimewatch?
did they leave a note? huh? huh?

ahem...sorry
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# The missus has a picture of three of them in a pub
The other two I made and then had to give as gifts before I could snap them. One had SOCK MONKEY 4 LIFE written on him in gaffer tape, though.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Sewing's quite gay
but well done. I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# all sock monkeys are gay
at least the ones that I make are
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# The wooly monkey that lives with Johnny Vegas is most definitely gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Sewing's awesome.
And knitting. Now if only I could remember how to crochet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# What would be really cool
is if you could make socks out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)