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(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# "WE invade Bridgend!"
Is what I think you were going for.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Surely
THEY invades Bridgend?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I assumed he was one of the blokes in the picture.
If not, then I'd expect it to be: "THEY invaded Bridgend!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# So that's why all those people committed suicide...
Grammar nazis! :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Sorry but I can't be arsed ...
... editing it just to add a couple of full stops
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# no don't
I was just making a stupid joke. Sorry. I was pretending to take exception at your grammar, playing on the fact that US could be perceived as "us" in the sense of "Us lot are off to Bridgend tonight to top ourselves, bring a bottle and a rope if you fancy it."

No need to change it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# No offence taken ...
... I realised the error as soon as I posted but let's face it, in half an hour it'll disappear onto page two and never be seen again
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# nah, it's not an error, that's the thing... not by you anyway
US is often written grammatically incorrectly, but that has become a norm. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# :D
made up facts are the best kind of facts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# And the literary world is all the better for it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# If the literary world gives a flying feck ....
... about what's on here then world is even wronger than I had it down for
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I know for a fact that J.K. Rowling stole all of her words from b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# What the quidditch are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# LOLWIZARDS!!!111SNAPE11!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# She's a bitch for that
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# bit of rope and a one way to Bridgend
er, Hull, for you!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I was just in hull yesterday
Sadly for a funeral, but still it was the same shit place I remember growing up.

Felt a bit dirty until I got back to my lovely wilmslow
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Wilmslow? Wilmsslooooooooow?
What are you doing mixing with the likes of us?

Shouldn't you be somewhere posher?

(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# i hang out on /posh with the other elite :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# If they're in Wilmslow ...
.. they're already somewhere posher than the majority of us
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Hull to Wimlslow?
Does that not involve travelling forward in time 20 years?
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Oh Hai.
you live down the road from me, except you are with the common folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Alderly Edge perhaps?
snooty buggers up there!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# haha no shit
I was in de traf a few times over christmas, might well have seen you.

we need a secret b3ta hand shake
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Maybe a Blue Peter style badge ...
(fellow Cheshire resident).

(the shit bit though)
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
#
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Bah!
Your Not Posh! Your Full Of It!

You were talking to me about the finer ales available to the lower classes in pubs like the turnpike last month! You social chamelion you. Nae come drinking round my boozer agin son. hehehe

BTW thanks for the gfx card advice. I got myself a wuvvwy Nv Gforce 9800gt badman, runs everything sweet. (cs:s 150fps+ WTF??!)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Im
from Salford. I never said anything about remaining to live in the shithole ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# HOGAN !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# awww
look at the little micro-noose!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hey . . . the swingers club !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# "...and on a plus note, share prices of the Bridgend warehouse 'Ropes and Razors Inc' have shot up 204% in the last quarter"
Damn, I wish I bought shares in tow-rope.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)