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# Easy Kebab!
That's my woman you're on about!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Battle on the internet!
I'll be ref.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# how tall are you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# me?
of course you're talking to me...
i'm 5'11" and 13 stone of pure lard muscle! roar!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# midget.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# strange thing is i've been this tall since i was about 8
give or take a few inches (said the vicar to the stripper)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# That's not that strange.
I am the same height as I was when I was 8. UNfortunately, I wasn't freakishly tall then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# all my trousers stopped 1/2 way up my legs
26" waist and a 29" leg - just didn't do em!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# 6 foot
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# short arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# how tall are you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# a couple of inches taller than you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# a ewe?
they're about 3 foot high...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# not when they're on the end of my cock.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# where did you get those velcro gloves and over sized wellingtons?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# OK,
3 foot 3 inches high in that case....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# 3 foot 3 and A HALF INCHES THANK YOU VERY MUCH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Tall enough to give you a smack round the face spotty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Them's fighting words.
k3b/-\b, you have thirty seconds to respon... wait, this isn't a presidential debate. Deck him.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# why? you bring a step ladder baldy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, I'll just punch you in the balls and when you fall to the ground, then I will punch you in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# YEAH. E-fighting.
Yellow cards and man hugs all round.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# did you bring your glasses four eyes?
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I don't wear glasses anymore,
but I wish I did. Chicks dig em.

Anything else you wanna bring out?

Because it must be annoying you more and more that I am the bald, blind, short one, yet I am the one who has had a woman. Go figure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# you seem to have missed the self depreciation in the last statement.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# your woman?
ahh you're the old fashion sort or has nout to do with them and has relations with other ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Ssshh, prizes aren't supposed to talk while the battle's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# sorry! am i just ment to jump about alot so my tits bounce up and down?
and cheer and such.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Exactly, bit better.
Don't cheer for either one in particular though, don't want to seem biased. And fix us up some half time snacks wouldya, sweet cheeks? etc
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# i hope that included the arse slap! it's the law that you can't call someone sweet cheeks without slapping their arse!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# *winks and gestures for you to hurry along*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# cheesey footballs and meat paste sandwhiches?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Thassa girl.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# awww, you're such a card!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)
# TITS!
* is distracted*

*still beats Kebab*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# beating the kebab, it's a wank euphimism but not a male one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# did someone say bouncing boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I think he probably wants you to go make him a sandwich now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# and a blow job.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It would be nice to get one from you
for once!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# sorry, have been giving them to other people instead of you.
i was trying to share!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Well it was why I fell in love with you in the first place.
I love your philanthropy ;) Just stay away from Kebab, that is going too far ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# no no, I can go to brighton...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# *stewie voice* why would she react positively to such a negative statement?
*realisation*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)