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# Stating the 'bleeding' obvious


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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7825780.stm
(I helped save b3ta! finger jockey, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Yay for Project Management! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# FINALLY
*tries to bask in the only instance of this she'll ever see in her life*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Sorry, I don't hear 'yay for project management' very often.
More '...bloody hate project management. What about you, Captain?'

'Er...'

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I heart project management
They help me out a lot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Everyone should heart them, operations and team leaders.
Then I will be a very happy project managementy operations team leader.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Consider yourself lucky you never worked
for my company ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ah ok.
Project Management is a fucker, unless you are one of the people doing it in which case it rocks.

"You're not doing your job properly!"
"Fuck you"
"Whatever, I'm gonna make you life hell. LOL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# It's only part of what I do, so I haven't really got the scope to be a cunt
as it'd only be me that I fucked up...

I want to be something else. Photographer, pornographer or sex therapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Well what you need to do,
is become a proper Project Manager. Do what I did, convince your company that you need a PM department, and then you will get to start the department and you can do whatever the fuck you like. Including taking photos and pornographing....probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# My company needs no convincing
we've got tonnes of them, it's just that my little sector is all fucked up and I do three jobs. I know, I know.

I just need to get out of here....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# that is indeed true
:D

i dont know why people complain about the NHS, at least its 'free'*, if you want a higher standard of health care, pay for it!


*albeit a small amount of "national insurance tax"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# This^^^^
People may well complain about it, but the fact of the matter is that we do have one of the best healthcare systems in the world, if not the best and some of the best doctors in the world, for free :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# indeed {^_^}
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# erm
we're about 13th in the world for healthcare that is provided by government and we're fifth in what we pay.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *ignores*
mmmm, sexy nurses!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Still
better that than America, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# but at least we're not america
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# indeed
they'll sell your liver to pay for an ambulence ride*

*may be over-exagerating but it's early and I'm buzzing on coffee and redbull
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# oooh, what about Deutschland?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I'm starting to fall out with Germany.
It's like here, except nicer in most of the ways I can think of. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Ah but extremely horrible in other ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I just want to smoke in the pub again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Well you can only smoke in grotty little pubs now - most places are non-smoking
Although some places have "smoking rooms"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I love grotty pubs though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It would be great
if you never had to leave Meissen or Heidelburg except to go to Lübeck or Rostock for a holiday.
That's a Germany I could live in quite easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Oh definitely
and I guess I should emphasise that most of my experience of Germany has been in Berlin, where the cunt quotant is pretty high
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# The NHS does amazingly well with the money it's given
Or at least, the bit that my mum works for does- she makes things stretch as much as she can, bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Stretching things as much as possible sounds like the problem I had
6'6" bloke strapped to a stretcher designed for someone a maximum of 5'9. I don't know which was more uncomfortable, the car crash or the ambulance ride to A&E.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# that box
will never be ticked

(the nurses and doctors work 14 hour shifts though so who can blame them... bloody NHS)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# You, sir are talking right out of your arse.
I'm a doctor, and I do my fucking job properly, 14 hour shift or not.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Looks like my "Personal; Development Plan" every year
10 pages of questions basically so I can say "I'm doing my job... leave me alone to get on with it"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# ^ this. with 360 degree assessment knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# oh god I hope it's not this:
- wash hands
- do operation
- remove medical instruments from inside person
- sew up
- wash hands
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I am unsure of the correct procedure for filling in this form.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)