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[challenge entry] YAY! I thought of one...

And for the geeks among you - that's an actual real life Sickipedia joke on there. I don't make this much effort at work you know!

*Edit* Well, apparently they already exist.
Never realised I was that amazing. Even when I'm thinking up shit its bloody genius.

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(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# woo
actually, some clever person could make this work for real - I'd get down the Patent Office quick.

and no, I'm not joking either....
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Could I not just cite B3ta as evidence?
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It exists.
blog.wired.com/gadgets/2006/04/electronic_brai.html
Not sure if it made it beyond concept though)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Noooooooooooo!
that took me minutes that did!
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# how do i delete your reply?
:D
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Bribery works wonders
Or buy one of my t-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Those t shirts are awesome
This is the best promo shot I could do
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I briefly thought this
but then started thinking it'd need some magic shape-shifting quicksand-like metal in the front, rather than possibly just a load of tiny holes with little studs that raised up or something.

EDIT: ^oh, this has already been done, apparently
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# they exist
although I think they only display one line at once
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Phwoar
feel the bumps on THIS
(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Feel the pleasure at your fingertips !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
www.shinyshiny.tv/2006/04/electronic_brai.html

and others i'm sure...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Keep in touch . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)