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( , Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

woo.
EDIT: I have decided I am going to rebel. I shall take the weekend off. :)
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06,
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EDIT: I have decided I am going to rebel. I shall take the weekend off. :)

I had a lunch break today! Remember those?
It was fecking ace. 1 and a half hours!
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:16,
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It was fecking ace. 1 and a half hours!

hour and a half, I went to bed!:P
I did a contract once where I never got the chance for a lunch break then three months into the contract they decided that they didn't want me to work the extra hour a day so said they weren't going to pay me for it and were going to back date it for the 4 months since ad arrived.
I asked them to call me back in ten minutes, called my solicitor, got him to call them, then ten minutes later they called me back to let me know they wouldn't be not paying me.
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:20,
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I did a contract once where I never got the chance for a lunch break then three months into the contract they decided that they didn't want me to work the extra hour a day so said they weren't going to pay me for it and were going to back date it for the 4 months since ad arrived.
I asked them to call me back in ten minutes, called my solicitor, got him to call them, then ten minutes later they called me back to let me know they wouldn't be not paying me.

In American films they always seem to 'have a solicitor', as if they all have a general purpose one on speed dial that they can call when they like...do people really do this?
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32,
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I can never remember my waist...
Stop sniggering!
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:12,
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Stop sniggering!


i'm so bored i've taken to shoehorning in racist jokes from the sickipedia
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:21,
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on an interweb teleconference with sundry corporate bigwigs, after about 5 minutes noticed the 'on' light on the laptop's camera is lit
rapid move away from line of sight plus panic attack until i found the webex camera setting... on, but not sending ...phew
/ not wearing trousers, or indeed anything
still on telecon, but not possibly not paying 100% of attention
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:30,
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rapid move away from line of sight plus panic attack until i found the webex camera setting... on, but not sending ...phew
/ not wearing trousers, or indeed anything
still on telecon, but not possibly not paying 100% of attention