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[challenge entry] While stocks last

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(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# That's pants!
woo.



EDIT: I have decided I am going to rebel. I shall take the weekend off. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# You devil you
I had a lunch break today! Remember those?
It was fecking ace. 1 and a half hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Me to!
hour and a half, I went to bed!:P

I did a contract once where I never got the chance for a lunch break then three months into the contract they decided that they didn't want me to work the extra hour a day so said they weren't going to pay me for it and were going to back date it for the 4 months since ad arrived.
I asked them to call me back in ten minutes, called my solicitor, got him to call them, then ten minutes later they called me back to let me know they wouldn't be not paying me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I'm curious about this
In American films they always seem to 'have a solicitor', as if they all have a general purpose one on speed dial that they can call when they like...do people really do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I'll reiterate.
Flatmate with law degree:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# *sells to Man U players as the latest fashion*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# The emporer was such a spoon.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Woo
Must have a pair. I'm 36 waist...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *office snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Or is that 34...
I can never remember my waist...

Stop sniggering!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# No I was sniggered because you provided the size of invisible trousers you wanted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# We've got one of those
he empties the bins
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Oh you didn't......
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# look, he's mine
and i'll paint him any colour I want
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# O_(o)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Is it home time yet?
i'm so bored i've taken to shoehorning in racist jokes from the sickipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That is so wrong!!
fucking hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Ta
wasn't sure if I was crossing a line or not
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# "That's no pants!"
"It's a moon!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I had some of those.
Bugger if i can find them!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# * with free invisible cricket box
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# makes me think of a nasty moment about an hour ago...
on an interweb teleconference with sundry corporate bigwigs, after about 5 minutes noticed the 'on' light on the laptop's camera is lit

rapid move away from line of sight plus panic attack until i found the webex camera setting... on, but not sending ...phew

/ not wearing trousers, or indeed anything

still on telecon, but not possibly not paying 100% of attention
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)