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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Soup herb
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I have an inflatable dartboard. It's magnetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Is it attractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# It's a cheap simpsons brand one someone got me one christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# fan-bloody tastic.
This is definitely marketable - better than the damn silly DVD rewinder
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# What
You return them to Blockbusters without rewinding them?
I want to see an Alien sequel set in a DVD rental store. Could call it "Blockbursters".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Very tangental thinking there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# pffffft!
you said "tan"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)
# However . . . I was gental . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Another Irish invention
They also invented the wooden BBQ, the Solar torch, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# But how do you pin it up?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# With a nail
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# That is the most useless thing I have ever seen
send it as a reply to the next Nigerian spam you get requesting your bank details as a good idea for an 'honest business venture' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hehehe!
What a bloody good idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Nigerian spammers...
If only I could open a bank account, with no overdraft, and have a clause which closes the account after two transations...
They put the 20,000 pounds in,I take it out, they can't take any more, or do anything else with it.
I put the 20 grand in my normal bank account.
Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Problem is
The cheques they send are usually stolen/forged. The victim sends on the money, and then the bank discovers the forgery (leaving the victim out of pocket).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Does it come with inflatable darts?
Cos that would be, like, awesome.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopefully no-one will notice
if I sneak this compo entry in here while the board's busy elsewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I noticed.
Would this just spin round then?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# That's a very good question
oh god have I accidentally just solved the age-old conundrum of perpetual motion?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Hm.
You might be able to make a machine which is powered by the Earth's magnetic field.
The motion wouldn't be perpetual though, it would stop when the earth gets eaten up by the sun. That's pretty close though.
Any scientists around to tell me why it's not possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Where would you put it?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Up your mum's fudge tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# North it is then . . .
I wonder what will happen when I arrive at the pole ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# It's very accurate
when you are standing at the south pole
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Dead reckoning . . . I reckon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# North and Zouth?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Zeast and Zest ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# North, Zast, Nouth, Zest?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Now we're getting somewhere . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Very usefull at the South Pole
Penguins use them since Scott dropped one
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
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(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)