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[challenge entry] for those who forget their dreams...
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Ladies and jellyfish, I give you the dream recorder...

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# this may actually exist
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hmm...
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Best Red Dwarf scene ever :D
Closely followed by this :D

If you're in trouble, he will save the day....

Noon Stanbo! Noon all!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Noonsy noonsy sushi
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hello Mediocre!
How is dopeland today?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Rainy and cold
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Bah,
It is cold here in London, but fortunately no rain :)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hello sushi
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Eh Up Fella!
How goes it?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# not bad chief
Got gay loads of work :(
Yourself?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Awwww!
Not bad, although my laptop has died :(

b3ta.com/board/9094579
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# you tit!
I did that with tea, but it still works a bit.
I have money now aswell, so I can afford meat!!!
I had bacons, it made me very happy
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# my brother bodyslammed me into mine when we were recreating wresling matches of our youth
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Silly KSS
Wrestling is for kiddies! Not repsonsible adul..erm ....ok as you were!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# my brother was smaller than me as a kid
i once sent him through a bed and the bed through a floorboard.

about 2 years ago he tried to pick me up (whilst drunk) slammed me into a paving slab and cracked one of my ribs or something

18 months or so ago he suggested he tried again. we were drunk again and thus the laptop was destroyed(ish)

we have since learned our lesson. it helps he lives in scotland and we don't get drunk together very often these days
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You Beach boys will play!!


(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# indeedily
how's you sir?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Fine.
Burnt foot still hurts though!

Right I really have to go.

Byeeee.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# burnt foot?
see ya
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fool :)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# noonly noon :)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Noon KSS!
How do?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# considering having a beer as it happens
a lazy day in the superspecial household is the summary of things

you?
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Not bad,
I only got out of bed half an hour ago :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I so need to watch red dwarf now!
Edit noon.
oh and i bought a new t-shirt....
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I just found this too,
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# T-shirt tiem
www.b3tards.com/u/e1b129bd024c8a5a5a35/me_head.jpg

He is the only man who can do Ronnie Corbett!
(Barrie)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I really hope that I walk down the street one day and see someone wearing that t-shirt :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Perhaps a John Thompson fan would buy one.
Niiiice!
;)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I hope you are well aware that I am in training for May, and I am gonna slap you so hard you will end up in 1987! ;D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# What! You look like a famous person!!
Albiet a fat alchoholic one!

I was enlikened to John Goodman yesterday curtousy of Ninj.

www.b3ta.com/board/9101617
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yeah, but that is true fatty ;)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Right that's it,Roll on May!!!!
I have to go now,
L8ters b3ta
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Laters Stanbo :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I love that song :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I think i have this on
cd :)
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# that's not useless
i'd pay thousands :D
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# cool
dragons den here i come
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# SWEET DREAMS, YOU BITCH.
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)