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(, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
Went shopping in Sainsbury's.Driving out in the turning right lane and the drive shaft snapped at both ends.
I have broken a few drive shafts in my time, but I have never broken one at both ends before. The UJ at the diff has flanged to the point that it has spread beyond the pin and at the other end the splined shaft from the gearbox has snapped.
So, there is a drive shaft in the road and all the cars who want to turn right are driving around it in the turn left lane, then pulling back into the turn right lane behind my truck, with its hazards on, and tooting their horns.
What is wrong with people?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:10,
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It's quite interesting and worthy of conversation.Certainly I would think that those who know me well here might want an update of this kind, if only to spark conversation.
Certainly I care, as my car is a bit knackered. The drive home was fun, with a Smart car stopping me to tell me about it.
(Certainly I care, as my car is a bit knackered. The drive home was fun, with a Smart car stopping me to tell me about it.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:14,
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I have asked around, and it seems that Colin Firth probably would like to know as well.Why do you ask?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:16,
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those shoddy shopping trolleythings they dont make them like they used to comment, was destroyed by the mention of your drive home.
edit : but why did you drive the trolley home? surely its the mandate of the supermarket to fix the problem.
(edit : but why did you drive the trolley home? surely its the mandate of the supermarket to fix the problem.
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:20,
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Sorry.I just popped her into 4WD and cruised home in front wheel drive.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:23,
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I can't speak for everybody elsebut I've had the sniffles the last few days.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:12,
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Yeah well something snapped inside my bike and now it freewheels in both directionsit's totally flanged.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:13,
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Well my oyster card has a crack in it! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:15,
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On Friday I snapped my frame on my Dawes - I am not having a good week.I snapped the head tube as well, and they never snap - I have been riding this bike for 21 years and now I have to replace the frame, after which it will be like Trigger's broom.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:15,
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hahahaha**not at bike braking
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:23,
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Yeah...Well...I switched on my desktop pc 10 mins ago and it blew up
On my laptop now
:((
(On my laptop now
:((
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:27,
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I'm the only person in this housewithout a cold.
The sneezing, coughing and general whingeing is making me ill :(
(The sneezing, coughing and general whingeing is making me ill :(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:13,
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They allow you to live with people?! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:14,
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StillIt can't be hygenic for them.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:15,
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all necessary precautions have been taken. lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:17,
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can't beat the smell of detol. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:24,
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Benylin cough mixture is better.That is a FACT.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:43,
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my usb ports on my desktop have physically broked.consequently I have got ink all up my fingers from using a nib pen instead of my nice clean graphics tablet.
although, my new laptop is turning up next week.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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although, my new laptop is turning up next week.
like the time my driveshaft snapped at rush hourand I was blocking 1 lane of a dual carriageway at rush hour, at a roundabout. Oh the fun.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:12,
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It appears to be steel.It's a biggun, I drive one of these:
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:21,
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0.oWhy?
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:43,
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Because I build cycle trails as a volunteer for the local FC,I have a lot of daughters, and I cannot environmentally justify two vehicles for the minimal road driving I do, since you ask.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:50,
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re-jigger the floom sprockets with x28 oilbad times, and yeah people are cunts. Waitrose is where it's at; better class of shopping
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:20,
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They're unthinking, that's whats wrong with them.If you want to see how shit people are at driving, ride a motorbike. Somehow it attracts dolts and the generally senile.
I've seen map reading done on a roundabout!
(I've seen map reading done on a roundabout!
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:32,
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I rode a bike for 10 years.I know.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:50,
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arf! :)You should get a pair of his patented abortion mittens ;)
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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent...,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:11,
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I use abortion kittens.You should see the uterine incisions they can wreak with their claws of fury.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:12,
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