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[challenge entry] Glee!

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# YAY!
*sprinkles jammy hundreds and thousands*
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hormones again?!?
Hee!

Ashally, hundreds and thousands sprinkled the water whilst cooking spaghetti creates rather spiffing psychedelic effects, I've found
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# oooh! I've got bolognese tonight, I may have to experiment :D
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Well I'd buy one.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha! Woo
Sounds a bit rude too!!!
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Wanna see my toasticles?
*giggles*
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Sounds more like nicely warmed testicles!
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I prefer standard, non-toasted bread.
What are my options?
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# You could swim around a pond
pretending to be a hungry duck
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# "Quack"
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I believe the standard response is
"Tits or GTFO".
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yum!

*bungs one in the toaster

*doesn't switch it on




(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# pffft
"Bunging one in the toaster" sounds right rude
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Bunging a toasticle in the toaster sounds painful
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# You know full well that this is the opposite of useless.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Well depends if you like warm toats or not
I suspected b3tans would quite enjoy frozen toast on a stick.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Ice cream on toast FTMFultimateW.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom!!!!!
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
it's funny because it sounds like Testicles...

EDIT: oh you all knew this already. OK. Move along...
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)