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[challenge entry] Binary Phone - h3110?

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(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# nothing wrong with that. may take a while to dial
but I think every number can be done.

(waxdart hello., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# The numbers would be very catchey though
1111100111

Hello,
Police, Fire or Ambulance?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Quickly!
What's 01189998819991197253 in binary!?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# 1000010000011101110011001111100110100101101011001011000000000
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# It'd cut down on hoaxes, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I have a sneaking suspision
that tone dialing means this is what goes down the line when you punch in those numbers.
I Dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# If memory serves
You have a 4x4 grid with the numbers on, and each row and column has a frequency. So you play a two-note chord (of a sort) for each key-press.

EDIT: Hey, I was pretty close
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual-tone_multi-frequency#Keypad
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oh never mind
I'll send an email.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# standard uk phone number would be 37 digits long
><
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
#
111000101111100101101001001?

ohh no, yeah wrong number mate you wanted

111000101111100101101011001.

Yeah cheers, bye now.
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Wait - you dial a number, and they confirm you dialled it correctly,
but tell you that you wanted a slightly different number, and somehow know what it is?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# :D
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hah!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# there will be 10 types of people who will either get that joke
or not
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# press 1 for engrish
to speak to an operator, press 10101010101
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# ...and for my next post
binary calculator!

or not
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# That would have been good actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)