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[challenge entry] Better than go-faster stripes

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# he was identified as jamaican after he was busted.
i forgot to link to this in my post. not unsafe for work but it may squick people out.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# awww, that's lovely!
 
I'd hit it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# i demand a winkjob!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I want to lick her empty eye socket
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# tongue her brain.
you could eat a pint of ice cream from this guy's head.

edit: it'd be great to be him! imagine keeping lots of little live frogs in there, or a couple of those giant millipedes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# for some reason..
it suits him.. and looks normal.

I am perplexed by this.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:01, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Aaaaaargh
I want a magic monitor, just so I can poke it.
(not poke)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# cor
she ain't half bad
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:00, archived)
# i love the current top comment: "you have a beautiful smile".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)
# "Me whippets were well slow, like.
But one dollop o' this shite an they were rate."
- Arthur T. Kipling, whippet breeder
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Gah, I tried to go to bed
but this is one of the best nights on /board for ages.
Awesome pic.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# :)
I'm loading up the movie player.

1970's italian explotation shall lull me to sleep tonights me thinks.. in the form of Night Train Murders.

night peepy-o-ples.

x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)