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# it's nice here...
everyone should live in Scotland it's fucking awesome and I'm here which only detracts from the awesomeness slightly because I stay inside a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *wishes she did*
it's perfect. Full of Scottish boys and nice and cold.

PorRIDGE too. I spell it like that because I'm one of them English things. What do you call us?


.....bastards. That's it. I'm one of those English bastards. Have at you, pict.

edit: Hi captain, how are you? Oh, I'm fine ta, big headache but essentially still alive. Oh that's good to hear, we do so like you. Why thank you, internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# even though it's got a large population of plastic scots like me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Ah, potato potarghto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Scotlands shite :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# From down here it looks lovely.
Less people going 'OIAH, GINGAH, WOSS YA MINGE LOOK LIKE INNIT?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I get a lot of that too
and I have black hair...

.. and a cock, not a minge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# That's what YOU say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# But more people calling you an "English bastard"...
(yes, yes, not for long, eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# That's just them playing hard to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Scotland is nice in places
and there really isn't as much anti English racism as you think
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I was joking, one of my best mates is a big Scottish b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Sassenach bastards tha lot o ye!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Wuv woo too, bunnywunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I have actually had someone say that they hated all the English
except me. They they went on to exclude all the other English people she knew and when questioned she couldn't think of any English people she had actually met that she hated.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# It is awesome for the 2 weeks of summer, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Scottish women are all of teh sexy.
Particularly the nice lady in Braveheart what gets it on with Mel Gibson and is kind enough to show us her boobies.

Also, Kelly MacDonald - I saw No Country For Old Men the other day and was genuinely impressed with her. And the fillum in general, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I'd still do annie lennox, but then again she has a vag and a pulse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# yes yes and yes
and yes... although that lass in Brave Hat (least Scottish film ever made) was probably Irish.

I loved no country for old mens, has anyone seen Burn After Reading?

edit: also - thinking about it women are generally pretty fab in a sexy sort of way irrespective of national allegiance.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No Blood For Old Men was great, haven't seen the newer one, but trailer looks very promising.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I heard ot was poor is all
and I'm a delicate soul who'd like to keep respecting them and their work.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Also southern Irish girls
When I first went to Dublin, my mate and I kept asking girls for directions even though we knew where we were going.

The Birmingham accent is awful, and can detract upto 3.5 points from a lady's interesting personalities.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# 3.5 points! For all of them? Goodness that's harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# This is true. Pale scottish girls with red hair and freckles.
Er..

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I've never met a Scottish woman with any manners except my best mate
but then she's only half Scottish. Scottish lads are fine, but their women are just......fucking rude.

Mmmm, generalisation.

edit: I do realise I'm wrong, you know. I think it's just the ones that I have to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# you haven't been to aberdeen then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# You're Scottish?!
phwoooar!

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# sorry petal I'm only a Northern English interloper
who got lost on his way to London and ended up living in Edinburgh.

You're still right to rub your thighs though - I'm beautiful and clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Oh.
Well, I'm sure you have a nice accent too :)

*continues rubbing thighs*

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# say doll is this guy boring you...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# so your less scottish than me...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Bah! You are your upbringing, not your blood. There's no Scottish gene.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# fookin awthpal
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# untrue
1) I could play for the Scottish national team because of my Scottish grandparents and because I'm almost good enough
2) I pay council tax in Scotland and vote and will one day have Scottish babbies
3) I have a kilt
4) I have been proclaimed an honorary Scot by a friend of mine who assures me that it's perfectly legitimate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# pft.
1) I qualify for the national team on heritage (father, grandparents) and i might make the marbles team.

2) I pay no taxes

3) I have a kilt

4) If people can take the piss out of the way I say porridge I claim honorary Scot status also.

I win on the grounds of point 2.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# GOD DAMN YOU 3BABS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)