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# aww
night night
sleep tight
don't let the bed bugs bite

edit:I'm gonna add some different usless facts to my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# you mean i have to sleep with
these lil buggers crawling all over me and afew going in my mouth..
geeeeee thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:04, archived)
# No..I said don't let them bite
the bed bug is the most agressive sexual predator, the male doesn't bother to find the females vaginal opening instead they just stab their dagger like penis through the females body...it's very traumatic for the female
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# So the expression should be
"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs stab your body with their dagger-like penises."
(Indole Ring, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Yarrr
I must remember that next time I'm tucking in the kiddies..

if I had any
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Only
if you're aiming for accuracy and if you look like a female bed bug
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Ducks are incapable of any emotion except hate
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i like beans
*prods with stick
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I double took at that then.
I thought it said "Ducks are incapable of any emotion except hats"
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# No. That would be silly.
On a slightly random note, have you ever been mountain biking with a bloke called Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Ummmmmmmmm....
No.

I don't think I have anyway.

Edit: Why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Oh. Never mind.
It's just I was looking at your website and I know you're in Swansea like me and last term my housemate Barry met some bloke and went mountain biking with him a couple of times and I couldn't remember his name and I thought it might have been you. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Nah
There's shedloads of mountain bikers around here.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# swansea eh?
do you know a surfer/skater type called simon harrison? :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# No
but I know a mountain biker called Simon.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# cool!
though it's prob not him :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# No
but I live with a Simon Lawson.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# cool,
does he know a surfer/skater type called simon harrison? :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# If you send me a T-shirt
with "Do you know a surfer/skater type called Simon Harrison?" I'll happily wander around wearing it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# that would be sooo coooool = )
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
# their quacks
don't echo, and noone knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# I know why
*smiles smugly

But I'm not telling
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# But, but
what about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# because i lied?
because people are willing to believe anything that they aren't willing to prove?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Dolphins could have evolved thumbs ages ago but they're too lazy
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)