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# 3.4 Earthquake right under my house in LA
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:08, archived)
# do you even feel a 3.4 in LA?
that's nothing.

Unless that's 3.4 on the Imperial scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# When it's right under your house
you tend to notice it. Thought it was a major explosion.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:13, archived)
# awesome....hope your pants are insured for stainage!
*wants to experience an earthquake...minus the the possible death ...which may occur
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Unfortunately, there's a deductible.
Maybe I"ll sell them on craigslist.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Sounds like a get rich quick scheme to me.
*writes idea down for future reference.....SHitty pants, the way forward
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# what a time to get your period.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:16, archived)
# hhahhhahhhahhahhhahhhahhh
*enough enough
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# ^this is what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)
# *thinks do i or don't i?*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Do you or don't you what?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# FWAP
*is drunk.....................again
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.*soz
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:32, archived)
# simple fact of the matter is, there's a million crude jokes I could make right now.
some of which are possibly inappropriate, so I'm not only censoring myself but leaving the joke up to the reader.

hummel has the right idea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:38, archived)
# its the ultimate solution to everything
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:41, archived)
# the solution is left as an exercise for the reader.
/maths textbook
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:43, archived)
# i was told there would be no maths
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Sadly,
there is always maths.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:47, archived)
# yes, indeed
good to see you again, its been a whiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Yes, it has been.
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Oooooooh.
Hahahah, okay.

Shoulda figured. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Aftershocks?
Or just the one snapper?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# So far, just the Big One.
Usually a quake feels like a strong rumble. This one was very sharp.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:23, archived)
# like cheddar?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Like cheddar fresh from the freezer.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Why do you keep cheddar in your freezer?
That's weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Can't sharpen warm cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:33, archived)
# But it can be sculpted.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Because I keep my dog in the refirgerator section.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Oh.
That's strange
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
# It's not weird from the cheese's perspective.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Oh.
Okay.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:36, archived)
# *is hungry now
Cheese ice cream...PATENT THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Ummm. A nice warm runny Brie and chilled white wine.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
# *thinks about waking wifey up to make cheese on toats....
*remembers with a wince the last kick in the tezzies
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:39, archived)
# "winces at the mere thought."
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Of course I knew this lad who liked getting kicked in the tezzies
by a lady wearing pointy shoes.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:47, archived)
# I guess he's a politician now?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Ahh!
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:26, archived)
# GRILL YOUR OWN DAMN CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:00, archived)
# DRILL YOUR OWN HOLE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Piker!
My car was flung about during the Loma Pritea quake, and a good friend was the last one off the Bay Bridge before it broke - he saw it falling behind him!

Now THAT was a quake!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:34, archived)