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# Also available in 'Poop' and 'Buttsweats'

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)
# BUTTCORP!!
this is coming out in my mind in Duffmans voice
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)
# BUTTCORP DO NOT HAVE ETHICAL BUSINESS PRACTICES
THEY KICK STARVING BABIES UNTIL THEY FART.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# I UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE BABIES
BUT TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT THE UNETHICAL BUSINESS PRACTICES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)
# THEY BOUGHT UP ALL THE BABY SUPPLY FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS
THIS IS CLEARLY ANTI-COMPETETIVE BEHAVIOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY MONOPOLY FORMED?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:46, archived)
# NO PROBLEM HERE. I LIKE FREE RANGE AND COUNTRY BRED.
Industrial babby lacks flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:46, archived)
# ha!
I have a large collection of stink bombs I quietly use to dissuade unwanted people from gathering near my home.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)
# silent but deadly!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Kallus, we've been over this before.
Those are GRENADES. It's not the same thing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:25, archived)
# ohh...
I did think that they were surprisingly effective...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:46, archived)
# haha, I love "Buttcorp"
alas, you have been real-life beaten, sort of
www.liquidass.com/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)
# 'get the party started'
eww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:22, archived)
#
p f
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)
# "fart prank"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:25, archived)
# ahaha, this stuff is manufactured the next town over from me
if they were hiring, I could WORK for Liquid Ass!
Imagine having that on your resume.

2009-Present: Made Liquid Ass for "fart prank" purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)
# So, tell us about your work with Liquid Ass
in the Fart Prank industry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Tell me about your best performance at liquid ass, then tell me about your worst performance at liquid ass.
Now tell me what was different in your approach in these two situations.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Tell me about your most challenging "fart prank".
Why was it challenging and what did you do to overcome your obstacles?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:56, archived)
# haha! 'liquid ass'
superb
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:29, archived)
# are you hiring?
i can provide references.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)
# NEW!
Thank fuck for that. No-one wants an OLD fart smell.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:27, archived)
# *orders eleventy cases*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Jahovah's Witness B Gone
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:41, archived)
# uhmmm
my dog needs a job, can it work for buttcorp ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:57, archived)
# i'm not your dog!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I WANT ONE OF THESE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:22, archived)