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# why do gymnasts wear so much makeup
they should go for a more natural look.

wooey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
#
natural naturist
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# because they're all just like 11?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Haha
was composing a sarky reply about the natural look on a body twisted and contorted by years of unnatural muscle development, but then I realised that was exactly what you were referring to.

I'm really slow this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# :D
I'll put the kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# tea please
I've had too much coffee and now have headache


got any pink wafers?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I've just had such a good coffee and it was big too.
I'm running reports on our monthly Universe and they are taking forever - I think I may be here after the end of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I'm 35 next week!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY
35 is a good age... I assume. When next week?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Monday
I got the day off again

wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# \o/
yay

I'm off on Thursday. It's not my Birthday though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'm 25, the week after that!



*still feels old*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# 25 is not old
go and join the French Foreign Legion or something... then come back and tell me I did the right thing by not joining.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# 25 is still a baby.
You don't even get your brain delivered until you are 30 and even then many get lost in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I think beer is more the prescription.
but thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Beer Beer Beer!
this year's Dutch Carnival drinking fun song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxEKNW7gVEc

good lyrics and you can drink to it...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I was going to do that too,
but really don't like drawing that kind of unwanted attention to myself

*salutes magpie*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hello Mr. Magpie
how's your wife and children?

... are superstitions just mild OCD everyone has?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# kettle!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# sorry
one lump or two?

and I'm afraid I have no pink wafers... I do have some of those coconut marshmallow things, they're pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# none please
I'm sweet enough
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I was going to hit you with the kettle though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
why?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# because I'm an unmarried ethnically diverse Guardian reading heathen?
.... I don't know; just seemed like the conversation was going that way.

Also - I've never hit anyone with a kettle before, it might be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# the natural look of a 18 year old woman
with the body of an 8 year old boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)