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# It's got fuck all to do with my nationality, you racist.
besides, I'm not even glaswegian.

They just look so tasty.

Oooh, Slightly-Filthy-Looking-Chipshop-Person, wiss zees deep-fry Ferrero Rocheeey you ah rgeally spoilink oos.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Top phonetics.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# eh? the plan was to make people hungry before lunch
well done for being Scottish though ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :D I wasn't being serious on the racist part before.
Now I am.

Not really.

Actually, I am. You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# oh thank you, you're too kind
*blushes*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# there is no sense of humour in scotland, just a fight that hasn't started yet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# there is only one joke in k3b/-\b's repertoire, and he likes to repeat it.
con-spawn
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# i still haven't been able to say that to my dad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# say it next time he gets out of solitary.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# you seem to have missed the fact he's from Caithness.
all the crims come in from my maternal grandmother
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# nah, i didn't
it was just a reactionary joke, I didn't claim that it made sense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# a reactionary joke?
"
A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, 'Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!'"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# haha fuck...
Of all the elements, Lead has the tastiest arse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# HAHAHA that took a second...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# top 10 great Austrailian contributions to comedy
Tim Minchin
...

Rolf?

... Dame Edna...?

Brendon Burns is pretty funny actually
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# dame edna, barry humphries is pommy
there's been a few contributions to comedy some non intentional. on a serious note Kenny is a funny film.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Chopper
that was great ozzie nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# haven't seen chopper, but wasn't that a serious film?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# well, not entirely
quite serious... but with lots of funny bits. You really should watch it, Bana is fantastic in it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# haha i can barely take eric bana seriously.
long before he made it big in hollywood, he was on a sketch comedy show called full frontal, so funny.

I can't take hugh laurie seriously either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Jim Jeffries is hilarious
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Stefan Dennis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I've seen Adam Hills. He was pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# oh yeah, spics and specs is worth watching for him
although has been a bit hit and miss with audience.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# there's the wog boy series but like a lot of aussie stuff it's extremely esoteric
to a certain extent this includes the chasers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)