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# For the discerning Glaswegian...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Scottish Salad = chips
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# unless you can batter lettuce?
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ive been living in scotland the last few months
and ive come to the conclusion that the scottish can batter anything
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# fanny batter
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# often with an empty bottle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Of Bucky
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# the Scots eat cheps
or possibly chups

but never chips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# dyizwansalansass?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ooh
yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Parliamo Glasgow?
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# we do?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# yes.
yes you do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I've never heard anyone saying cheps or chups
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# new zealanders eat chups
i suppose belgians might have cheps wiz zer sautéed rat.

oh there's a cat fight near by i can hear unhappy mewing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# The Belgians eat patatten
or fritten

not chups
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
i did real lol's!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# fuck, this makes me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# my plan is working
mwahahahah!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# It's got fuck all to do with my nationality, you racist.
besides, I'm not even glaswegian.

They just look so tasty.

Oooh, Slightly-Filthy-Looking-Chipshop-Person, wiss zees deep-fry Ferrero Rocheeey you ah rgeally spoilink oos.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Top phonetics.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# eh? the plan was to make people hungry before lunch
well done for being Scottish though ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :D I wasn't being serious on the racist part before.
Now I am.

Not really.

Actually, I am. You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# oh thank you, you're too kind
*blushes*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# there is no sense of humour in scotland, just a fight that hasn't started yet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# there is only one joke in k3b/-\b's repertoire, and he likes to repeat it.
con-spawn
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# i still haven't been able to say that to my dad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# say it next time he gets out of solitary.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# you seem to have missed the fact he's from Caithness.
all the crims come in from my maternal grandmother
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# nah, i didn't
it was just a reactionary joke, I didn't claim that it made sense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# a reactionary joke?
"
A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, 'Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!'"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# haha fuck...
Of all the elements, Lead has the tastiest arse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# HAHAHA that took a second...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# top 10 great Austrailian contributions to comedy
Tim Minchin
...

Rolf?

... Dame Edna...?

Brendon Burns is pretty funny actually
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# dame edna, barry humphries is pommy
there's been a few contributions to comedy some non intentional. on a serious note Kenny is a funny film.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Chopper
that was great ozzie nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# haven't seen chopper, but wasn't that a serious film?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# well, not entirely
quite serious... but with lots of funny bits. You really should watch it, Bana is fantastic in it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# haha i can barely take eric bana seriously.
long before he made it big in hollywood, he was on a sketch comedy show called full frontal, so funny.

I can't take hugh laurie seriously either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Jim Jeffries is hilarious
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Stefan Dennis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I've seen Adam Hills. He was pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# oh yeah, spics and specs is worth watching for him
although has been a bit hit and miss with audience.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# there's the wog boy series but like a lot of aussie stuff it's extremely esoteric
to a certain extent this includes the chasers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# 'nings
have some silliness:

as usual, nwot.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ha ha ha What?
The RAF???? (Really Am Famished)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ahaahahahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Yay...
Can they get me a diet coke while they're out?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# christ im hungry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# right - I need feeding
I've gone all day so far nil by mouth and I'm getting grumpty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# getting hangry?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# yes
and horngry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# about to slip into a food swing?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# *hungers*
neeeed fooood...

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# And for dessert...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ha! i like
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Oooooooh!
That's good!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# That my friend
is fucking genuis. If I could click twice I would.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Urgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# tuck in!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Goodies 2
On the Great Western Road.
Is it still there?

mmmm... pakora
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Nom nom nom
/ex-jordanhill blog
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)