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# Cats with beards invaded my head.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I've seen that KungFu film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Do not insult Wise Old Kitteh
For he knows Kitteh Fu and shall bite your bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Ooooeeeoooo!
Chosen!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Haha
After TV Burp, birds with bottle openers for beaks are invading my mind
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Thats terrifying, first they took our doorstep milk
Now they're going for the beer.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Confucius say . . . cat with goatee . . . never have close shave . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Shave yourself!
you fish-stinking, hairy-tongued feline whore!
Yes!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# The tale of the overgrown kittens and the kestrel:
The Hedgehog From Hell came to work with me today, we had a lovely time. He's out on the town tonight, but I took him to visit one of the animal houses, behind the scenes etc, where we were told of Solo the Kestrel's recent exploit, with the tigers. This is mental, and completely true.

There are a pair of wild kestrels nesting in the zoo, and from time to time Solo gets into a fight with his male counterpart. Apparently this happened yesterday, and before his keepers could get to grips with the situation, he 'crashed landed' inside the tiger enclosure, where upon the otherwise docile Sumatran tigers set upon him, to the keeper's horror. At one stage one of them had Solo in their mouth, but curiously didn't bite.

Then, incredibly, little Solo starting fighting the tigers back with it's little beak, to the amazement of the keepers who were frantically trying to get the tigers into their den to recover him. When they finally did, they expected Solo to be dead, or have fatal wounds, and rushed him to the vet hospital. A few ruffled feathers, from impacting the cage. That was all.

Our man from Scotland will confirm this when back here, but simply wow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# So did the tiger actually drop the kestrel of its own accord
or was he distracted by a lump of raw steak?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I was so opened mouthed when being told I didn't actually ask how they got both of them inside
but that's usually how they distract the big cats
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Bizarre
I'd have thought they'd just eat it. Maybe they were playing, I assume they play a little like domestic moggies.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# angry chicken is angry when angered
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# happy bird and kitty fun tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# FUCK YEAH, APPLECAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)