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# Cartoons are for weekends

(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# THIS IS GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# :D


i think only k3b/-\b got this when I first posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I get it
Meatloaf (k3b/-\b and I share a time share brain)
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# \o/
you have passed

well done. :D

why is one bottle of wine never enough.. but I know from experience 2 is always ffaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr too much.. i don't think this knowledge is going to stop me from startingon the second though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# WHAT A POOF!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# only in your dreams, dear.
Only in your dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# :'(
2 bottles of plonk isn't enough, but it does increase risk of heart disease, diabetes, liver and kidney damage and mental heath problems.

That's what I was told when my drinking was found to be "dangerous" on some survey I did at uni. So they gave me a stress ball.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# 2 bottles of wine turns me into a vomit monster usually
tis not the booze I usually choose to drink.. beer I get pissed on inordinantly quickly too.. I can handle my spirits though.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# here's to the health of cardinal chunder
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# 2 bottles of wine is about the same as 12 beers
AND RED WINE REDUCES HEARD DISEASE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# this one containes
SULPHITES

and cost £2.99 from Netto. I am a winner.

EDIT: I also took it as I'm a poof for drinking wine rather than in what quantities I choose to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# CATTLE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# was thinking
this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# You could always buy a vacuvin so you can go back to the second bottle the next day
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# this would imply some form of will power on my part
once I start to get drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# OI!
you!

go down stairs and get me a pizza on!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# okie dokie.
as long as I can have half
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I'd like to purchase some of your wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# We don't ship outside australia
maybe you would like to deal with one of our partner companies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I wouldn't. You've lost yourself business. I hope we can get through this together.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I will whine at you for free
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR JOKE, SORRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# YOU COCK MY JOKE IS HILLARIOUS!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# agreed
wine should come in 150% bottles
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# brian blessed
's belt
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# orion's
unless brian blessed played orion in something and I am missing the reference
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# that has nothing to do with meatloaf
swine.

I got rid of it before the song started so your plan failed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww i tried rolling someone else the otherday
but it didn't work because her computer blocked youtube :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# silly kebab
rik is not the way through a womyns knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# i don't think i have any chance with her whatsoever anyway
same goes for the one that wrote this testament to me:

"Regarding the video: oh my gosh I'm so dumb... I watched the whole thing waiting for something to happen and all that happened was that I got rickrolled.......... I'll get you!!!!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# poor little jester.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)