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# Mallet's Mace
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# lol, timmy mallet
is there no end to his talent

edit: you know, looking at this

if that kid was standing up, he'd be taller than timmy mallet

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# same thing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# He came to our uni loads
but I managed to miss him every time :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# maybe if you weren't so inebriated the bottles would have flown better
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# strike through . . . bottles . . . strike through . . . SHOE
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# what?!
the shit?

hahahaha

twat :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Someone( freebs I think),tried to book him for a bash!
But he didn't reply, or declined.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# awww
still, I guess there's only so much drunken "YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT" one could cope with :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# And that 39 seconds was about 39 seconds too much . . .
neeeeenaaaaaaaaaaar . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# nenenenenenenenenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
How much do you reckon it would cost if you want him to tell someone that you gave them HIV?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# about 10 quid
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# you need
the special codes
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# bigger . . . I find this faster . . . bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I think he came to northumbria while I was there..
but i only saw kieth chegwin.. I think I caught a tshirt that he threw at the crowd as well.. although I don't remember what happened to it.

strange, you would of thought I'd have treasured it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Ha! Pissed on!

(mind wise!!)
(unless that's yer bag..then we could come to some sort of arrangement)
(sorry)
(i'll shut up now)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# haha
no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# she's a bus driver..
she has to deal with the smell of it in her job I doubt she would wanna do it for fun times :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# haha so true
but you know those buses smell of wee even after the cleaners have supposed to have cleaned it - I think they use some kind of wee based cleaning products.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaahaha . . . that was my guess too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Bus cleaner!
How do they find people to do that?

One for Tony Robinson,I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Pfft!
Even sewer cleaners turn down that job.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# or the drunks on your bus aren't fussy :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Indeed.
Neither would I.

Which I realised after typing.

Good job this is only the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Reply to edit
Maybe that's why Timmy is bludgeoning him to death.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
#
end to his talent limit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Plays along with the anvil chorus !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I've put that on in the background now
and you're right, it works brilliantly.
I wish you could make gifs with sound :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Me too . . . how tough could it be . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# *says "Bleurgh"*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Would have made Saturdays 65.2% better
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# he's such a tit! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# One of Noel's best Gotcha's though!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# did he shoot him with a crossbow?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I don't think that the bow was that angry . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
#
Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Ba da bing . . . ba da boooooooom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I wonder what horrors are on his wiki page:
..is a TV presenter, broadcaster and suspected offender..

What an ambiguous comment, doesn't really expand to much; just sounds sinister

but then again he is an exceedingly strange bloke at the end of the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# "suspected offender"
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)