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# *is also compelled*
err pb... what exactly is it that we're compelled to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)
# i wasn't sure, so i settled on the usual fallback and uncapped a jar of lube.
edit: still can't settle on a name?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Right then!
I'll get the phone book.

edit: nah :( I'm sure there's something nifty and witty out there but it eludes me thus far.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)
# i offered up malted mucous before.
edit: as a name, not a beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)
# That puts previously forgotten images of "jar squatter" into my head.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)
# too lowbrow for my taste.
his wealthy cousin with the broken faberge egg ripping him apart is my kind of man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# :-@
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)
# I know of this video
I am yet to decide I want to inflict it upon myself. the bme pain olympic videos were soemthing though. I know no one who didn't laugh at the flat penis guy.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# it's less gruesome with the sound off, but not by much.
think of it as desensitisation therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)
# it is the sort of thing that pays to be drunk and in a group.
in my experience any way. freaky bonding experiences.

I always laugh in the wrong places.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# This just in: Hoverchild compels you to DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# she is skanking to sublime
and flashing her under crackers.. the dirty mare.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)
# masturbate.
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# it's been an hour, do i have to keep on?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:32, archived)
# Don't shoot till you can feel the whites of their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)