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# Hoverchild compels you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)
# *is compelled*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# *is also compelled*
err pb... what exactly is it that we're compelled to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)
# i wasn't sure, so i settled on the usual fallback and uncapped a jar of lube.
edit: still can't settle on a name?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Right then!
I'll get the phone book.

edit: nah :( I'm sure there's something nifty and witty out there but it eludes me thus far.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)
# i offered up malted mucous before.
edit: as a name, not a beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)
# That puts previously forgotten images of "jar squatter" into my head.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)
# too lowbrow for my taste.
his wealthy cousin with the broken faberge egg ripping him apart is my kind of man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# :-@
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)
# I know of this video
I am yet to decide I want to inflict it upon myself. the bme pain olympic videos were soemthing though. I know no one who didn't laugh at the flat penis guy.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# it's less gruesome with the sound off, but not by much.
think of it as desensitisation therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)
# it is the sort of thing that pays to be drunk and in a group.
in my experience any way. freaky bonding experiences.

I always laugh in the wrong places.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# This just in: Hoverchild compels you to DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# she is skanking to sublime
and flashing her under crackers.. the dirty mare.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)
# masturbate.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)
# it's been an hour, do i have to keep on?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:32, archived)
# Don't shoot till you can feel the whites of their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Shoot it with lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# How does she hover? Is through methane power?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Angry short Chef Hero wants to kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)
# The Power of HoverChrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)
# my jesus action figure has wheels on the bottom
for holy gliding action

100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:49, archived)
# yay hover children
make sure she doesn't fail

www.b3ta.com/board/9189498
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# good stuff, i can't imagine how long that took to do.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# strangely not that long
about an hour for the main work then a bit longer puttering around in image ready sorting out timings and stuff.

but thankies :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# christ, that's more time than i've spent on all my pics put together.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I have shit all else to fill my time :)
i think the longest I took was the gif of me rubbing out my face. which reminds me that involves invisibilty...

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# i can't blame you for wanting rid of it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# only because you want to steal it from my rubbish bin
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)
# exactly, I have a polystyrne heade ready for to accept it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
# thing has changed to head
this makes this sentence no less worrying.

also I know I shouldn't be the one to comment on typos as I am a grand master of them but.. +e
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)
# that's not a typo, that's my inability to spell.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)
# That's really good!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)
# danke :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:10, archived)
# i remember this, it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)
# cheers mano :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)
# are you sure?
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)
# this is magic
well done
(bunglist, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)
# fart power
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# *is bindone*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# OMG FUGLY TEENAGE WHORE SHOCKER
www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/02/16/2492772.htm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:36, archived)
# i think everyone here ought to start claiming to be the father too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:43, archived)
# but why? (other than the money)
seriously, why admit to shagging a dog?
why admit to having a fucking kid?
surely not for boasting purposes
surely not for morals.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# for, as they say, the lulz.
these troglodytes are in a terrible situation, we may as well throw in some surreality and levity to the mix. if every human on the planet (women as well, yes) started claiming to be the father, something fun might occur.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
# I think someone should shop Ric & Bobs faces onto them and post it here!
That would be really funny.

also

NING k3b/-\b!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:53, archived)
# I think we should find a fugly ginger cow and past the mother's photo next to it and post it
im thinking cathrine tate.

OMG DEY LOOK SO LYK 1n1uffa!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# ^ FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)