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# so i went to a junk shop today, and there i found:

mister jaws, by dickie goodman, was released in 1975 and i used to see the 45 kicking around junk shops regularly. i never bothered with it (novelty records aren't my thing), but when the sampling arguments began to rage i thought it would be amusing to have on hand. when i saw the hand-drawn cover not even a giant shark could have kept me from owning it.

want to hear the sound of steven spielberg not suing someone? youtube once again saves the day. dickie goodman had a slew of other novelty recorde, most or all of them heavy with samples. there was a follow-up to mr. jaws as well, the cunningly-titled mrs. jaws.



clix for more sharx.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# I actually owned that record. I might still have it.
I was a huge Jaws fan back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# haha, you are an oldie too.
now let's have mohafa zimmer in here and let him tell us all about wax cylinders.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# I think he made some of them.

I bet he's younger than me ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# no way, he's the oldest person here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Mofohar has a moustache and points at stuff sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# and there's hair on the mole on his goiter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# AWWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT GRANDAD?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# they started it!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# a big boy did it and ran away!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# heheh
yeah, I'm aware of Mr Goodman's break-in records.. though I've only heard the odd track on radio.

nice sharx.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# i love this drawing, and i hope the artist finds me (i posted it on flickr too).
the song isn't much to listen to, but i don't care at all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I remember this.
Popular with the Low-Fi freaks on the east coast.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# i used to see the 45 all the time before vinyl died.
not come across it for years, but glad i did again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# I remember having a few 45s ages ago.
"WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND, *DING* TURN THE PAGE!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# This must have come from the the Shitty Fucking Record Company
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# a division of magnetcorp.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# a fully owned subsidiary of ShittyCorp.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# But have they been bailed out by Obama's stimulus package?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Nope, as it's not Obama's stimulus bill.
It is really just "Shrub Co.'s one last raid" bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# What's Shrub Co.?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Haliburton.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)
# And more!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Why? What's a shrub, in this context?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)
# A small bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# At a guess I would have thought that various Bush-averse Democrats supported (and wrote) the bill
while various Bush-friendly Republicans were against it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)
# That's not a shrub
silly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Wait, Haliburton do actual landscape gardening?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Well not exactly
they just kind of dump down a bunch of sickly saplings and hope for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Agitprop: It works!

Nope, was written and approved(by the insiders political and economic)
before Obama had even won the election. His win just made them change
their tune to that of opposition... to exactly what they wanted from the start.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)
# According to the Guardian
It was written by "congressional democrats". I don't really know what that means, or who the people mentioned are, but I've got a vague idea that Nancy Pelosi is not in cahoots with the Bush family.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Why would you say that?
Has she ever challenged them on anything?

More to the point, the Gunardin is often full of shit.
Drafted before this session, and no the Dems
did not have "control" of congress until January.

Also
One might point out until Minnesota they still don't
have enough to claim control of the situation.

Also also
Lieberman and so many others, alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Well *wikipedias*
opposition to the 1991 gulf war, opposition to the Iraq war, opposition to the troop surge in Iraq, pro-minimum wage, pro-medicare, against exploration for oil in the Arctic, and called Bush a "total failure".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Talk is cheap, check the voting record and you'll scream...
...as loud as most of the Progressives in the USA. She's a fucking Janus faced old trout, so they say.

I tend to agree with that assessment. Pork both for her district and her personally is a 100% fact that is rather hard to ignore when you add it all up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Molly Ivins' term for the Bush family.
Aka Hitlers Bankers
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# He said "I GOT YOUR STIMULUS PACKAGE RIGHT HERE" and grabbed his crotch
so that's a maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# :D
I like how the kid took a few goes at the Shorxs body.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# it looks like a lightbulb with teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# I like lightbulbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# i like teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Whale - whale - whale - no, shark, shark.
Shark. whale.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# I'm the same :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# We're living on a copyright-protected island
And it totally kicks ass
Because there are
No Sharks
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# they are coming.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)