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# Arf, nicely Beau.
What could be less suspicious than a Texan cricket-loving billionaire?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# lots of things. theres not much suspicious about a bottle top.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# what if it's doing shifty eyes
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# a bottle top does not have eyes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# A Texan cricket-loving billionaire wearing a bowler hat and a pinstripe suit
drinking Earl Grey and eating cucumber sandwiches whilst watching the Horses at Ascot?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# surely adding more suspicious items to a thing, does not make the thing LESS suspicious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ah ah! but what if he was also a... err... umm......
a... NINJA! ah ah now I have you!

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# It's just his nationality that makes him suspicious.
If you change "Texan" to "English", "Indian", "Australian" etc, it's really quite acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I want a bowler hat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Get a pinstripe suit too.
And lots of money. Then you can score with chicks :)

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# we can't mention that anymore as the /board censor will be unhappy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Oh. Okay.
What if I meant it in a general, "dapper chaps in pinstripe suits get all the ladies" way, and not specifically about you?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Who knows what goes underneath the hat of censorship.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)