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(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I always knew he was dodgy
An American interested in cricket!
What fresh lunacy is this?

EDIT: AND he looks like a thin George Galloway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Quite.
Bloody helicopters at Lord's?!

IT'S JUST NOT CRICKET.

edit: also, woo... I clickied.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Awwww, but his cheeky blushy cheeks!
Like a Quality Street soldier.
How could you not trust that? Have you no heart?
Say it ain't so, Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# He looks like a thin George Galloway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Two more very good reasons not to trust him.
Or is it thin chefs? I forget...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Thin chefs and bald hairdressers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Pah!
Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Maybe he thought Cricket was something to do with
pest extermination Texas is full of Crickets.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Arf, nicely Beau.
What could be less suspicious than a Texan cricket-loving billionaire?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# lots of things. theres not much suspicious about a bottle top.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# what if it's doing shifty eyes
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# a bottle top does not have eyes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# A Texan cricket-loving billionaire wearing a bowler hat and a pinstripe suit
drinking Earl Grey and eating cucumber sandwiches whilst watching the Horses at Ascot?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# surely adding more suspicious items to a thing, does not make the thing LESS suspicious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ah ah! but what if he was also a... err... umm......
a... NINJA! ah ah now I have you!

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# It's just his nationality that makes him suspicious.
If you change "Texan" to "English", "Indian", "Australian" etc, it's really quite acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I want a bowler hat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Get a pinstripe suit too.
And lots of money. Then you can score with chicks :)

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# we can't mention that anymore as the /board censor will be unhappy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Oh. Okay.
What if I meant it in a general, "dapper chaps in pinstripe suits get all the ladies" way, and not specifically about you?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Who knows what goes underneath the hat of censorship.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)