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# In the event of a fire:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Why is it always monochrome in your pictures?
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Monochrome?
It's meant to have a hint of putrefying green!

Thanks for the love!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# why pictures is staircase reign
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# In case of fire...make it rain?


Woo as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# In case of rain
Break out camera and take pix in the hope of getting some sort of film noir/graphic novel-type stuff.

Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# mmm I need a ciggy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Smoking's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Nice Staircase, sir
Like that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :D
a friend of mine bought a Camera from his uncles 'antique' shop... when he got it home he discovered it had a film in it... which ended up mixed in with his own rolls of film and eventually got process. The film contained pictures of fire escapes from various angles and 3 pictures of the seediest looking woman I've ever seen, clear post-coitus, lounging on the couch she appears to be dossing on, fag in hand, jeans open at the zip.

My friend is now unsure as to whether his uncle has a woman on the side.

The end.

Night night children.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# But did they live happily ever after?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# The worst this is he says that he found all these pictures of fire escapes
and I'm thinking; weirdo! Then heard about seedy ladywoman and go 'phew!'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# You can't help it
as you are just a mere man.
I was just reading your thread down there *points* and got a bit enraged.
If it were the other way around (man patronising woman) there'd be a bloody outcry.
Those types of adverts are WRONG and I fear a massive backlash one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Yeah I'm a masculinist.
I'm fighting for equal rights for men!

I'm male, straight, white, in my thirties, single and middle class.
You can't get much more discriminated on than that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# ...
is your friend really you?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
#
friend uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Why? Does he want a go?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I don't know whether to be
Aroused or disturbed by this?

I think I'll have to have another cry-wank now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# In event of fire, wait patiently, then take pictures of water from firehoses in place of rain :)
I think this pic would make a tricky puzzle :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# It would make a tricky puzzle.
Not to mention heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# why are your pictures always solarised?
wooyaywoo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)