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# I was on my bike, then...blackness...then....
what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I can only imagine you were tied and raped.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# It's what Jesus would do.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# It's what he's expected to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# It's what we all want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# you all want to tie and rape me?!!!
no you can't
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
#
If you cut a man, does he not bleed?
If you see tits fall off a bike and lose consciousness, do you not bind and rape said tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Happened to me once.
I was racing go-karts. Someone showed me a blue flag. I looked behind to see if they were close enough to overtake me in the next turn. Then I turned left... but the turn wasn´t there :^P
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# tequilla
always tequilla
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# When I was four I sprinted into a wall as fast as I could.
And your picture is just about all I remember of the rest of that day.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# pffffft
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Then . . . your pockets got picked . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# You got change for a fiver ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# You fell into one of those pesky black holes.
But on the bright side, it was a nice sunny day.
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