:D'...hello mister magpie, how's your wife and children?'
'YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! They were eaten by a cat... I haven't stopped drinking since. you got any money?'
('YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! They were eaten by a cat... I haven't stopped drinking since. you got any money?'
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:30,
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wife and children eaten by a cat?but I've left my wife and child at home with two cats...
OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!
*runs off to warn home before it's too late*
(OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!
*runs off to warn home before it's too late*
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:32,
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Don't worryCats mostly only kill at night, but there's never only two of them... they'll have smuggled their friends into the house somewhere... although they're devilishly good at hiding it. They're probably running a brothel in your garden.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:34,
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That would explain the strange cat sex noises at night....I thought it was just the neighbours...
When I get home I shall check the ceilings, the garden, the PC and any other locations from icanhazcheeseburger
(When I get home I shall check the ceilings, the garden, the PC and any other locations from icanhazcheeseburger
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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You fool!look down there
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:35,
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how is lookingat our penises any sort of solution for this problem...?
*checks his chap*
(*checks his chap*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37,
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what's that...? you want me to kill again?.. but... but... I like this one, she's nice to us
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:42,
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I've just spoken to Lady Doom and it's ok....she's armed with catnip spray and Whiskas...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40,
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