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# Coconut crabs are way worse than any spider. Imagine one of those things waiting on the back of your chair. Think of one just sitting by your feet as you're blissfully unaware.
Eeeeeewwwuugugggh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Stop it!
You're giving me the heebie jeebies!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# If you had two you could stand on them and usher them to take you places.
TO THE TOILET, CRAB MINIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *shudders
That'd have to be equal to having your whole body covered in leeches.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Leeches! Under your eyelids!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# That gives me teh fear!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# naah - coco crabs are cuuuuuuute and would make a good pet
once things get past a certain size, they dont trigger the 'arachnobpobe-itis' gene in the brain bone.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Just looking at them horrifies me.
www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/coconut_crab.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!
I've just image searched that thing: lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/SB1mpido4TI/AAAAAAAAQIw/NCGymSYdQW0/s800/coconut-crab-2.jpg

that's huge!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# NAAAGHGHGGHGGHGGGH
GEDDITOFFGEDDITOFFGEDDITOFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I bet they're real stubborn jerk crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Haha
it's on a rope, though.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# He has a Big Mac for an arse!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha
It's like discarded Big Macs and cornish pasties coming to life...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# To tempt people to it. SO IT CAN FUCKING MAUL YOU TO DEATH.
*waves arms + screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I LOLed like a loon - brilliant observation!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)