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# Aw forfucksakes... where she gone now?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# she's in the corner
talking to a walrus, the hussy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# She's off finding you some tasty fishy, you ungrateful monochrome git.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# But he needs the loo and she'll be gone for MONTHS
he can't put the drinks down or someone'll swipe 'em...

DILEMMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# drink both drinks
go to the loo in one of the glasses... then put it down for someone to swipe

ANOTHER BRILLIANT SOLUTION BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION WITH CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# when you're in this position
do you only drink your drink following correct etiquette but making it look like you've been abandoned, or do you drink both at the same speed to make it look like your companion has only recently left you?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Depends...
if she's coming back I quickly get a straw (for as to facilitate the drinking without leaving a trace) and drink half of hers and half of mine and then complain about the small measures they give in this place... if she's not coming back I pour one into the other and throw the empty glass backwards over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# any non-scots want to give a sensible answer?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Did you learn NOTHING from Trainspotting??
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# herion looks like fun to begin with
then it's all down hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Aww..He thought he'd pulled!!
/My life in the nineties blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)