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# Michael O'Leary is a bloody tinker
'... well, people pay for the flight across, but if you don't want to sit on the floor it's an extra £25 for a seat... and also the ticket is for YOU, but not your clothes so that's extra... also if you have done a really big poo into a bag before you get on the flight, that's extra...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Shhh!
Stop giving them ideas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hmmmm
maybe he'd give me a job...

I retract that thing I said about him being a tinker... he's a genius entrepreneurs of the stature of ... erm... Siranlun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# We're going down, if you reach below your seat you'll find a lifejacket.
No, not you sir, you didn't pay the £5 lifejacket fee. Just put your seatbelt on and pray. Oh, no seatbelt? £3 too much, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Pfffft
"Those of you who haven't paid for seats just sort of huddle together at the back of the plane"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# "alternatively you might like to purchase some hay
from our inflight catalogue..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ...which you'll have to purchase first for £5.99 to see what's in it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# "... and it's printed in such a way as to be unreadable
without spending a further £10 on these special lenses ... which go very nicely in our £8 frames..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# now if you'll all have a whipround
we'll see if we can lure a pilot away from the airport bar
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# and for only a further £15
you can pay to have the air steward stop teabagging you in the face... or not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)