cats are always alseep
They spend 18 hours a day asleep
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:01,
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I propose we call this CATO
Cat-Assisted Take-Off.
Sell it to the USAF.
Profit!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:55,
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Does it hide in the wardrobe
And leap out and attack you randomly?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:07,
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Have I told you already?
That's why I call him that okay I'll shut up about him now
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:10,
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My sister's cat is called Kato
for the exact same reason.
Are you my sister?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:23,
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