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# They should be killed the instant they become unemployed
Lazy workshy spongers stealing my taxes
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# and their relatives too
for being related to unemployed people, IT'S A CANCER PEOPLE!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# All we need now is a repeat of Catnipp and his escapades last night and we'll have the full on Daily Mail forum right here
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# oh, what happened with catnipp?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ...
This epic
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ahh bless
the real conspiracies are much funnier :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I'm studying blinking.
I've gained information to suggest that blinking may actually be done by little invisible fairies who sit on our eyelashes and close our eyes for a couple of milliseconds during which time they go about their dastardly works. If the world can come together we can buy some ultraviolet ink and a little flyswatter to rid the world of these troublesome fuckers before they control the world. Granted, only being able to work for 2ms at a time means they're not outstandingly efficient, but that buys us the time we need to develop technology against them.

I'll maybe publish a book about them which I'd like everyone to buy. There are also t-shirts and invisible fairy keyrings, because I thought they were cute.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Did he come back last night?
Damn my needing to sleep :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I'm not sure, I left early too.
Meh, I like his pictures, but man, I've never seen an agenda pushed so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# you could be saved from the killing
if you're prepared to take employment with the army doing the killing
everyone wins!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# some people aren't suitable for active military service
they can be used for target practice.

however, this will put the people who make targets out of business, but that's not a problem because it'll mean that people with target experience will then be unemployed

so they'll be even better to be shot at!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# and those doing the killing
will be able to earn huge target-related bonuses
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# quite so, the system works!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I was more going for the angle of
rather than the show being about hiring people, since it's the credit crunch, he could do a show about being forced to make people redundant as a result of budget-cuts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Mr Broon, this was in no way a slur on your work, which I enjoyed and would view again: 5/5
See here
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ah, yes I saw it after I replied to you and it makes sense now :)
I didn't take it as a slur, just thought everyone was getting the wrong end of the stick.

Vagabond, the big tory cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# No they shouldn't.
They should be kissed by beautiful maidens and washed by princesses.

Bisexual, supermodel princesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)