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# lessons in pneumatics no. 36
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha
I just don't want to know what is going on under the table.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# well
the tube has to go somewhere...........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah but whick one's the inlet and which one's the overflow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# in through the brown
out through the frown
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# *leaves stopcock well alone*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I'd like to imagine
That rather than experimental pneumatics this man actually has miniature nukes inserted into his nose, which he is exploding to try and clear a blocked nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Heh
TJ: Anyone speak Japanese:


Click for bigger (184 kb)
This has just opened on my local high street

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Muswell Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Close Ghosty
East Finchley; how on earth did you guess that so close?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Coz rob posts photos and harks on about it a lot on here:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# But but Rob
lives in Kentish Town doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Yeah
but that's no too far away. Is his shed studio in his house?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# They're millions of London miles apart aren't they/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# About two inches on the tube map!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I was born in East Finchley!
is that nice cinema still going - the Phoenix?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# It is
a fine cinema if ever there was an independent cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Excellent!
By the way - I laughed, but the Japanophile in me wants to tell you:

(Tosa was the name of a Japanese region and is also the name of a rare breed of dog. The area is now called Kochi prefecture.)

end of boring bit.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# But now we know :)
boring bits are needed sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# they keep on burning down, but it just keeps on coming back
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I think the old cinema, The Rex, did burn down
and they rebuilt it, hence the name!

(maybe you knew that, cheeky...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# nope
I was just playing on the myth of the Phoenix
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# b3ta
is so erudite, I, love it! :P
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# That's what happened
they're showing Madam Butterfly live from New York as we type
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# It's a gem
that pace, it really is! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# It is Japanish for food.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I thought the red part
was Japanese for jackstraws.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Nah,
that is Japanish for Church and Noughts & Crosses
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I've seen that on an OS map!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Yeah,
that is how the Japanish caught so many POWs because their language is an OS map.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Haha
This nonsense amuses me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I wouldn't laugh.
They are right unhumorous bastards the Japaners.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I know
I've watched Men Behind the Sun

Actually I didn't have the stomach to watch it, but I read about it.

However, I refuse to believe that anyone wouldn't enjoy jokes about OS maps.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Yeah.
they have a wonderful RANGE. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Laughter is the KEY
People who make OS jokes are LEGENDS
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I've seen it
this makes me cool and edgy and shit.


*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# My Uncle spent five years in a Japanese Ordinance Survey camp!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Was he forced to build a bridge
and then put it on an map?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# No
But he did get weekly lumber puncture in a POW camp.

The Japanerse gave him a whole £500 compensation in 1999!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I wonder how much compensation the English have given
To people killed/injured in our concentration/POW camps
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Nothing.
We have never done anything bad in the world ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Yeah!
It was the Romans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# You have to admit though
Nothing is better than £300!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Ah
You would have thought they might have paused for a moment before agreeing on the name though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# That is probably not true.
I don't speak Japanish :(

EDIT: It appears to either be a place in Japanland, or it is a method of cooking :)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tataki
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# maybe it's the name of the dude who owns it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Ah!
Lee Cuntytwat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# it says tosa
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# are they serving dog?
Tosa is a Japanese fighting dog ( one of the few on our banned breeds list here ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Har har!
Edit: man, that's literal if it means 'food'. Speaking of which...

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I vote for this. More signs in the imperative please.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's about right
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# McKay!
it's fun to blow things up
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)