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[challenge entry] aka Listomania

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(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You know wha' like, I used to be a student of law and stuff innit!

She really is a moron :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# by moron
do you mean misunderstood genius who'll only be fully appreciated after her death?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Actually, possibly :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# shall we kill her
and find out?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Yes, yes we should!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Yes.
Someone, quick, kill her. Then I can appreciate her.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# While she's still warm?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Those bloody shows.
Patronising nostalgia treating kids like OAPs.

"Do you remember 15 years ago when you were 17? Do you? Wasn't it great? You probably don't remember that well, though, because you've spent much of your adult life bleaching your short-term memory with alcohol and recreational drugs. So here's some mediocre nostalgic soundbites and images for you to stare at for a while as you sit there in a drunken haze, blocking out reality until you return to work on Monday, you fucking useless sack of lard."
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I seem to remember about
5 years ago I saw an I Love the 90s advertised. It had only been 4 fucking years :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# It's pathetic.
"We can't be arsed to be original. Here's some shit you used to like".

FFS.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# 32 year olds are kids?
*falls off chair putting big toe in her mouth*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Have you met any 32 year olds recently?
Yes. Yes they are.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Yes, one of my best mates was 32 a couple of weeks ago.
We had trifle.


Ah.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I will be 32 in June.
I'm strangely looking forward to it.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# well, if that's the case... *spends savings on a ton of Lego*
(not that I've hit 30 yet)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# 5 and just over a half years till I do.
I'm a quarter of a century this year. Yikes.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Just under two years left. Then I have to grow up.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# NEVER.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Do you wanna buy mine?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I still have all mine from when I was small, somewhere... I even have the old technic test car still built
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Lego Technic is shit.
FACT!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# MAX HEADROOM!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# is it presented by Jimmy Carr?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)