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# Ha, good lord.
The real conspiracy is why BBC are spelling it Aluminum.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Hey Stop that, I will have you arrested for F'ing with my art
Wait till I tell icke, you are very big trouble now.\
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(Catnipppp, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# And catnipppp
is a fake :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Catnipppp, please add to your b3ta profile kittens with speech bubbles explaining your theories.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# ICKE is RIGHT 50% of the time
the rest of the time he is completly off

icke says: The cat sat on the mat

true fact: The ___ ___ on the ___

fuct fact: ___ cat sat __ ___ mat
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# All in the best possible taste :D
I think some of your credit crunch pics are great
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Tinfoil or tin foil is a thin leaf made of tin . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# you need two return spaces and then a full stop
must try harder next time.


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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# ha OMG
I misspelled aluminim, aluminum, how the F do you spell it?
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(Catnipppp, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# try researching it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# You misspelt it?
You work for the BBC YOU'RE IN ON IT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Tell Dee's that he spelt it wrong..k
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# The IUPAC accepted "aluminium" as the standard spelling,
but "aluminum" is 'an accepted variant'.

However, it is sulphur (american), not sulfur (british), so we lost that one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# those crazy americans
messin with our elements!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# they went into hiding

....oh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Bloody crabs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# they've made up now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# This pleases me greatly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha...........toot toot
charmin'piece:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Wait until I tell you about the Monatomic Orbitally Reconstucted Elements
and how the Red Indians made nuclear weapons from MORE gold.

(genuine loony theory I found on the old interwebs :)

edit: sorry, I meant O.R.M.E. :

www.stealthskater.com/ORMEs.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# The old internet conspiracies were
fucking brilliant! 11/9 ruined it for everyone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# :D
the only way to beat a good conspiracy

is with a worse one :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# well Davy
who discovered it called it alumium first, then changed it to aluminum. It took him 5 years to change it to aluminium and that was only because it was the classical way to name elements and science boffins preferred it (ium)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Wrong way round.
Sulphur is the British spelling, sulfur is the American version.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)