b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9256752 (Thread)

# Or the Welsh Army Rarebit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hey now
don't be dissing our cheese sauce on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# i tried to make some with beer mixed in
i liked it, nobody else did though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Well you say cheese sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Don't forget the Foreign Legion Trowel!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Or the Four Nations Candles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# or the communist spork of vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Or the Democratic Republic of Congo Lines.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# ahh yes the finest tool ever
The main advantages of the communist spork are its simple design, fairly compact size and adaptation to mass production. It is inexpensive to manufacture, and easy to clean and maintain; its ruggedness and reliability are legendary.The Communist Spork (CS) was initially designed for ease of operation and repair by glove-wearing Soviet soldiers in Arctic conditions. The large handle, generous clearances between fork parts, and tapered prong design allow the spork to endure large amounts of foreign matter and fouling without failing to cycle. This reliability comes at the cost of accuracy, as the looser tolerances do not allow for precision and consistency and uniform staining often ensues. Reflecting Soviet doctrine of its time, the spork is meant to be part of massed collective dining, not bourgeois meals in bistros. The average service life of an CS is 20 to 40 years depending on the conditions to which it has been exposed

I did my dissertation on that very fine piece of cutlery.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# many, many wudz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Ah yes but I could go on
It was first introduced to Britain buy the importers of Russian minsk motorcycles
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3 hours later
~~~~~~~~~~~
and despite being a leading proponent of the english jazz spork scene he died in penury just outside scunthorpe a broken man hopelessly addicted to ferky fondleing while dressed in a tin foil hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# mooore wuds!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Territorial Army Mobile Phone Holster
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# United Nations of Benetton
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# ^wins
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# good
that was getting out of hand
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'll take the speedboat and the cuddly toy, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)