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[challenge entry] she loved wrestling the giant squid


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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 20:57, archived)
# That's very well blended
and I'll bet you had too much fun finding the source too...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 20:58, archived)
# made I larf
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 20:59, archived)
# who are jay and silent bob?
i know they were in a film of the same title but what is the gist? Are they like a Bill & Ted moron thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:02, archived)
# They were originally in Clerks
Then got a fillum of their own
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:04, archived)
# they were in
clerks
mallrats
chasing amy
dogma
and jay and silent bob strike back
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Chasing Amy...
the best film ever
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:07, archived)
# After The Big Lebowski
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Bob's also the director (and writer?)
of Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Edit: Barry Norman miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:06, archived)
# mmmmm
leakage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Fuck
You said it before me. That was quite strange because even though you're both at the same time, it only showed me Berk's at first!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Like said above me/\
but Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob wrote them all himself and even blow out god knows how many credit cards in the making of Clerks because no one else would fund it, saying it was a stupid idea and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:09, archived)
# They're characters that have been
in all Kevin Smiths films, he plays Silent Bob himself. They're basically a couple of "stoners". He did a film with them as the main characters called "Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back" and it was the last film he decided to have them in.

edit: I think that's right, i'm not that knowledgable on Kevin Smith films, that's just what my friend told me.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:06, archived)
# That silent fat fcuk can be found at
www.viewaskew.com
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:43, archived)
# there was a chap who made a couple of films
and he put them in to each of them (without attempting to link stories). then eventually he made them the stars.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:07, archived)
# That chap
as detailed above, is one of the guys.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:08, archived)
# ah
i was about to point out that they're a kind of cinematic no hands.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:10, archived)
# ahhh
a long list of films I haven't seen, heard of them though.
Ta ppl.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:10, archived)
# silent bob is the fat one
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:13, archived)
# and what pray tell
is the magic b3ta auto refresher?

"wrestling the giant squid" indeed :o)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Mar 2003, 20:59, archived)
# down there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Woo!
Bet she wears pornshoes..

By magic-refresher, do you mean Opera?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 20:59, archived)
# nah,
just a useless toy.

i present the B3ta board auto-refresher in
1 minute, 3 minute and 8 minute flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Ahhh
Used the meta type code thing..right?
[unless you know an even smarter code which refreshes the page rather than forwarding..]
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:04, archived)
# not sure actually
put idea to clever mate and he made it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:05, archived)
# But what if it refreshes
in the middle of writing a message...that would piss me off having to type it again!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:13, archived)
# shift + link clicky = new window
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Man, I was
expecting a very different pic..
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Crivens.
Was she eating an ice-lolly in the original pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 20:59, archived)
# WOW
I wish I was her! I haven't had squid for ages...

WHAT? Why are you looking at me like that?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:04, archived)