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# GO AWAY JMG. YOU ARE DISTURBING THE DESKS.

TODAY WE ARE LOOKING AT DESKS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Your speakers look friendly
can I stroke them?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# THEY ARE CHEAP AND NASTY AND CUTE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# your speakers
clearly use alien technology
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# The center one holds my screen up.
The hinge on the back broke :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I THINK YOUR EYES ARE BROKEN THIS DESK IS STRANGE
WHY IS THERE A POTATO/TURD ON THE TABLE BY THE MAUS?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# ALSO YOU SPEAKER SAYS SEALMAX
DOES IT DO KISS FROM A ROSE?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# SoniMax and no.
Also it is a wristrest.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hmm... I expected more chaos and randomness from your desk, Lemon.
SHAAAAAAAAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# You'll poo breezeblocks when you see it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Where is your desk mr dinosaur t-shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Buried somewhere under piles of crap
My desk is also my "Make weird stuff" workbench.
Apart from anything involving plaster, I make that in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# TOO MANY WORDS NOT ENOUGH PIKTURE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# It is a well old school desk.
There are inkwells at the back and the tops lift up. Inside there are magnets and a large pencil and some rivet samples.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# HELLO LOW COLOUR PNG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# LOL I AM FORCING .PNG TO DO THE WORK OF .JPG
IT IS NOT WORKING OUT SO GOOD! ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# THey are the Lenony
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# GET IN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# argh shit no stop that you raging twatfarmers
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# More desks you say?
Free Image Hosting by FreeImageHosting.net
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# DESKDESKDECKS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# there appears to be a tiny little hammer in front of your keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# That my friend, is a pencil close to a rubber!
I'd post the sketch of my caek, but its a bit poo
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Is that it?
Crikey, you have no peripheral bits.
Where is the printer, Graphics tablet, items handy in case of board event, dirty plates, telephone, nail file, decks, external drive, etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Hello pot
Printer: Do not own/steal uni ones
Graphics Tablet: On the wish list
Board Event Items: Inside the desk
Dirty Plates: I wash things
Telephone: Used to take picture of desk
Nail File: Do not own, although there are some nail clippers to the right of the shot, behind the glue.
Decks: IT IS A DECKS
External Drive: Its all inside the case

Thankyou,
Write again soon.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# HE WAS ALREADY ON THERE,
It was your GMoS/Listerine post on the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# MORE GMoS! WITH BIGGER FONTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# get rid of the wrist rest, they bugger up your wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Really?
This one de-buggered mine so nerrr nerr nerrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# The monitor binoculars are looking at me
MAKE it STOP
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# They capture my mindthoughts
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# You haz failed on the concept of 5.1 surround sound:P
Nice monitor toupé though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Some of us are old school
and use an amp and old-fashioned hifi speakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# well done
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# THERE IS NO WHERE ELSE TO PUT THEM >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Well if you cut the cables
It would be very easy to put them on the chair you're sitting on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# hurrah!
I can post my desk!



In other news, are the BBC taking the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I think you need more diet coke and pots of things
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# You can never have too much diet coke
and in common with many other b3tans, I take an inordinate number of pills on a daily basis, just to remain upright and sane.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Hmmm..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# At least you didn't make Tom O'Bedlam's error.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# made sure all shiny things were removed
and put some clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# *put on shiny things*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# this is a good desk
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I like you, and I appreciate the sentiment
but it really is quite a shit desk, from Staples.

The keyboard pull-out thing is fucked, and falls off quite a lot.

I want a real desk.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# sure it could be nicer, but it is still nice :D
i don't have a keyboard pull-out thing so i just keep a smaller desk under my big desk
desk
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Thats a pea from earlier! Naughty walrus!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# sorry :(
linked now
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# what a terribly clever idea
I will have to investigate this in due course.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# your desk looks like one of those old wooden ones that opens
also your speakers are weird
also what sort of crisps are those
also what is that thingy on top of your monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Silly Wally!
Thems not speakers. Thems tiny helmets for ickle albino policemen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# tiny albino policemen with speakerhats are the future of law enforcement
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# It is, they are more crap than weird, what crisps?, microphone.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# excellent, that's a shame, bottom right, awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# They are spectacle wipe flavour
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# DESK
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ZOMG
I have, like, the same laptop!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# :) Mine is going at the end of this month
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# WOW LOOK AT THAT CRT MONITER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# COST: FREE
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I got my old CRT for free when the backlight on my old laptop broke
it's in a landfill or been incinerated now :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I'd rather look at that than
a poor, grainy LCD any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# curvy desk!
sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# i also like this desk
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Dell speakers!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# DESK DESK DESK
desk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)