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# I feel like this is all somehow my fault
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Yes
All your fault.

*walks off whistling innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Who you going to call DESKBUSTERS!
I'll get my clothes

No, your coat!

No, my clothes, I am naked, more naked then the pope on naked day as he fucks a goat and deep throats an elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# pictures or it didnt happen
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# the elephant won the return of all images back to him, he ate them
Wait a few months and you can pick them out of his turds, but only on Turdsday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# barrel full of enzymes
pocket full of turds
stick them in a big vat and mix in lots of merde
stir it with a big stick start to turn

umm ... no your right there is no way to speed up the process
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# he fucks the elephant
down the trunk
or
down the throat?

/important details
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# re read it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ok now I understand
but still - deep trunking would be so innovative!
alas, applicable only to elephants and anteaters
and shrews or something

but then again, deep trunking a shrew... *gets carried away*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# That 118 ad pisses me off!
There's so little chance of fitting 118118 into the lyric ghostbusters they misinform people as to their correct number jsut so they can use that song.
It's like that pot advert. THe fucking hypocritical ad man. Obviously smokes or used to smoke pot as he chose a clipper lighter to light the fucking joint with!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# what's the deal with a clipper lighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Clipper lighter are popular for joint rollers
as you have pull the strike out which comes out in a cylinder that you can use to pack the end of the joint in so you can fit the roach (that's if you don't intigrate the roach into the rolling which I know some pedant will mention iff I don't).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# or for those who use hand rolling tobacco
just have a clipper because they can.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# What's a roach?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# A fish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I believe the answer you were looking fow was
a rolled up piece of thin card, normally taken from the casing for cigarette papers, used as a filter for the joint.
Where have you been all your life?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# :(
I'm a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# A small verminous insect that takes up residence in rotting houses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# In america they are like a sort of house beetle
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# what pot ad, you sure that wasn't outside your window
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# No
That was you:P


EDIT: HAHAHA You sneaky fuck! You stoleded my window!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# it has been up on FB since yesterday and on twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahah still ahven't taken my first steps to twitter:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I just feel like its all my fault
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# and yea
the b3ta scapegoat was flogged and sent into the wilderness
with the sins of the board on its little goaty shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)