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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!
now that's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I feel like this is all somehow my fault
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Yes
All your fault.

*walks off whistling innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Who you going to call DESKBUSTERS!
I'll get my clothes

No, your coat!

No, my clothes, I am naked, more naked then the pope on naked day as he fucks a goat and deep throats an elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# pictures or it didnt happen
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# the elephant won the return of all images back to him, he ate them
Wait a few months and you can pick them out of his turds, but only on Turdsday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# barrel full of enzymes
pocket full of turds
stick them in a big vat and mix in lots of merde
stir it with a big stick start to turn

umm ... no your right there is no way to speed up the process
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# he fucks the elephant
down the trunk
or
down the throat?

/important details
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# re read it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ok now I understand
but still - deep trunking would be so innovative!
alas, applicable only to elephants and anteaters
and shrews or something

but then again, deep trunking a shrew... *gets carried away*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# That 118 ad pisses me off!
There's so little chance of fitting 118118 into the lyric ghostbusters they misinform people as to their correct number jsut so they can use that song.
It's like that pot advert. THe fucking hypocritical ad man. Obviously smokes or used to smoke pot as he chose a clipper lighter to light the fucking joint with!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# what's the deal with a clipper lighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Clipper lighter are popular for joint rollers
as you have pull the strike out which comes out in a cylinder that you can use to pack the end of the joint in so you can fit the roach (that's if you don't intigrate the roach into the rolling which I know some pedant will mention iff I don't).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# or for those who use hand rolling tobacco
just have a clipper because they can.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# What's a roach?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# A fish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I believe the answer you were looking fow was
a rolled up piece of thin card, normally taken from the casing for cigarette papers, used as a filter for the joint.
Where have you been all your life?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# :(
I'm a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# A small verminous insect that takes up residence in rotting houses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# In america they are like a sort of house beetle
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# what pot ad, you sure that wasn't outside your window
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# No
That was you:P


EDIT: HAHAHA You sneaky fuck! You stoleded my window!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# it has been up on FB since yesterday and on twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahah still ahven't taken my first steps to twitter:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I just feel like its all my fault
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# and yea
the b3ta scapegoat was flogged and sent into the wilderness
with the sins of the board on its little goaty shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# DESK, DESKS AMAZING
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# fuck off
oxygen thief. +1
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I read that as Oxen thief and almost reached for my musket
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Actual lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# haha ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# WHAT THIS S WORLD REALLY NEEDS IS PICTURES OF OXEN ON DESKSS
NOT BEING STOLEN.
A WHOLE LOT MORTE HAPPYS FOR ALL
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I covet my neighbour's oxen all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Thats a cow
I can tell by the horns, and from seeing quiet a few cows in my time
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ITS A FUCKING COOL COW ANALL
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I MENT AND ALL
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# It was almost 12 years since Ox Barry was stolen?
I remember it like it was yesterday... *single tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# hes my Ox now
*laughs menacingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# MORE OXEN PICS PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Bit late But have this!!
(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# BOOTIFLE
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# CORR!
*Subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# oooh!
Does that mean I can watch the oxygen thief what was on an hour ago?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Now, given that you choose to ignore a fair few people
The fact you haven't ignored baldmonkey surprises me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I M PWND BI HIM
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# How would you know who I've chosen to ignore.
I've not ignored this fucking half-wit in the past because he rarely bothers with /board and when he does he gets bored and fucks off. But as it' /talks 'lets see how much we can disrupt /board' annual outing I think it might be wise to.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# When two tribes go to war...
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Your desk looks a little unstable
Is it safe?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# IT'S NOT SA REAL DESK IT IS A DRAWING
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# But it's so realistic
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I HAD SEX ONCE
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# No, it's a desk!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *desks*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
Edit: O shit I forgot to add something funny, er... Jade Goody looks like an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# fucked if i know
but it looks like a desk, which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I appreciate your Fast Show quote
and raise you a "You ain't seen me...Right?!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# this week I have been mostly eating
Marmite!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Hi, I'm Ed Winchester.
Black? Yes, I think I'll have to get the BLACK out. Help! They keep me in the dark and feed me pins!

Arse!
(Helixdaunting, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I spy arts!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I cry farts!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I AM ANGERED BY THIS AND WILL THUS ADD YOU TO MY IGNORE LIST POST HASTE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Hooray! It's a desk but it's not just another boring photo
This is sure to make everyone happy, both the desk lovers and the sensible people.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I love the dept of field that you have achieved with the combination of greens and blue!


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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# *IMMINENT NAKEYNESS ALARM*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Also, ooo, under 100 until my 5k...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# also...

Is the font challenge still on, or has it changed to desks?


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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Desks was a spontaneous happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ^ 13
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Arrrhhh.... and I havn't got my cock out yet!

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# your use of perspective is astounding. What package did you use to generate it; I can't believe you managed it purely by eye
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I MOSTLY USE PAINT
I USE PAINT
PAINT
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I DONT BELIEVE YOU
DONT BELIEVE YOU
DONT
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# UR NASTY 2 ME
ME
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# IM NASTY TO EVERYONE
EVERYONE
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Heh Heh
A most entertaining spot of spazzing back through the last few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# far king oar sum!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)