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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Woo
Does it have an 'ology?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *shakes head*
*steals teabag*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# poor bee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Needs must
We're out of teabags at work and I have no money on me as I spent it all buying milk and sugar for the office.

Am currently telepathically willing my boss to go for a fag break and buy some teabags while she's out
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *faxes teabags*
That'll work, won't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *goes to fax machine*
Dammit! I forgot to replace the tealeaf cartridge!

It's OK though. My Open University "Become Derren Brown" course is paying off as the boss has just gone for fags and tea.

Success!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# remember to use your power mostly for good
and entertainment... and laziness... and tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# the magic of fax
I'm on coffee #3 for the day...


no biccies though

could you fax me some biccies?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# They should be in the UPS parcel with the cuddles...
Don't you ever go down to reception?

*tuts*

I ask you....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I've not had a coffee for 3 weeks now...
*yawns* it's boring not doing what you want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I had my first coffee since november today
I'm going back to the iced tea tomorrow. Maybe I'll drink coffee when winter hits.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
pah - wasps bring the pyramid bags so that the tea can circulate better

*draws diagram*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Teabee teabee
why wont you visit me?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# it's been on the decline since like 1904
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *does special calming breathing*

i will never ever let bt put any services into my home.
*remains calm*
*but only just*

Nicely, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I think I'd quite like a worker bee in my kitchen, fetching up teabags.
He can make honey in his spare time

*doesn't drink that much tea, really*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# you should drink more tea
everyone should -- it's the best way to save the economy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hehehehehe, brill, bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# :)
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Egg cellent :)

and good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)