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# The answer to twelve divided by zero is...
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(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
THAT'S SO WHAT HAPPENS!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# arg!
redundant so detected...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# This is so true.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO DETECTED.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# nice one Poirot
another case solved :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha fuck yes Belgium.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Is the wannabe Mr. Lawliet showing himself again?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# FUCK YOU WE@RE DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Balls deep...
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Come again?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9284444
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
That tells me nothing
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Someone divided by zero.
It melted a guy's face.

It's fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# The joke is "this is what would happen if you could divide by zero"
Anything divided by zero is undefined. Think about it. Six divided by three is two. That is because three goes into six two times. 5 times zero is zero. Something multiplied by zero is always zero. Now take four and divide it by zero. No matter what you multiply zero by, the answer is zero. Since you can never make it so zero multipied by something is four, four divided by zero is undefined.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Exactly.
I thought it was wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Could you also explain it as 4 divided by zero is
not divided.

Tsk. Fucking pointless mathematicians and their pointless pointlessness.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA WIN!
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I theorise that
12 (or any number) divided by zero equals infiity.

Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9284468
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9284461
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9284268
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/489461
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# 12 devided by 0
becomes the number 12

in the same sense that x/0 = x
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I desagree
12/0.5=24
12/0.1=120
12/0.001=12000
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# you're deviding by fractions of 1 and not zero
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# obviously,
but by moving closer to zero and the result increases the result of dividing by zero must be high than deviding by 0.n
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Dissquee
12 people divided into 0 teams, means there are 0 teams.

Unless you then claim 12 is 100%, then 12 people divided into 0 teams = 1 team.

So 12 / 0 = 1

If you split it into 1's & 0's, you can make 12:
1100


True - Zalgo said
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# yes
but there is still 12 people
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# No there isn't
Why would they bother staying if they cant join in?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Hmm
If you had 12 maltesers to share between 0 people, then I'm pretty sure you wouldnt have infinite maltesers all of a sudd.... wait a minute THATS HOW THEY ARE MADE!!
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Then why are they not all identical?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ah-ha!
Well, clearly they manipulate them in some way in a bold attempt to hide whats really going on.
Fiends.
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
:D

Did you go on to study yummy maths at degree level?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah
Instead of matrices we have Shreddies! Its awesome!
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I left after a disheartening
lecture on imaginary Twirls.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)