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(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Feed it back to the kid and you've got a never ending cycle
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# *sings*
It's the circle of li-iii-iii-iife...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# drinking your own treacle is the purest form of recycling
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# i had a similar idea initially
guy sat on toilet drinking guiness
toilet tubes goes to a guiness tap on a bar
barman pours guiness for a customer

unfortunately i couldn't find any decent source images, if you wanna try it go for it =]
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I love guinness
I just wish it wasn't a billion calories a glass *pats tummy*

It's especially nice with a bit of kahlua in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I love Guinness
It's like a pint of meal :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# :D too true
my 27 inch waisted ex used to drink it by the bucketload and STILL never lose any weight. Pigeon chested git.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Guiness is ace.
I like saying to people, "Ah, but have you tried it in America?" just to upset them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# What happens to it over there?
Do they add 4 kilos of sugar to every barrel? Does it come with a toy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# It makes the lager you get at a student bar seem robust and full of flavour.
I had a "Michael Collins" cocktail in the Nine Fine Irishman bar in the New York New York hotel in Las Vegas, served to me by a nice Hawaiian gentleman. It's a half of G with a shot of 1/2 Baileys 1/2 whiskey in it - like a depthcharge.

You're meant to down it, and I thought "I down Guinness for no man", whereupon it promptly congealed.

It was delicious, though, but I wasn't impressed with the name. Maybe I'll start up a bar here and have an Osama Bin Laden cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# They're not that good at drinking, the yanks.
I've heard Newkie over there is about 2% or something silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# they do have a lot of guns
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# That's a good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I beg to differ.
Nights out with a couple of my American chums have left a Scotsman weeping and begging for his mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hmm
every American I've ever known has been a right pansy when it comes to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# now THAT'S a drink
... when it's proper strength anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ^ very much so
or a shot of Tia Maria
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
I don't drink spirits or pints any more, but if I did it'd be that or my kahlua one. Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# 210 Kcal (according to the internet)
which is about the same as any larger -- wife beater is like 260 kCal
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I don't drink lager, and have never, really.
Except when it was the only thing available. If I wanted to gargle fizzy piss I would do, soda streams are about a fiver in charity shops, and I think I'd prefer to be associated with urine quaffing than Stella Fucking Artois.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# a bag of biscuits in every glass.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Guinness
has lots of vitamin B in, so it is good for you. At least that is how I justify drinking vast quantities of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# you piss out any vitamin b that you don't need
this is why multivitamins are useless if you already have a good diet
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I remember
reading a paper last year that found there were no measurable health benefits from taking vitamin supplements if your diet was already balanced.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# i'm pretty sure people already knew that before multivitamins were a popular product at the supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I always suspected this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I really like guinness when I tell the barperson to empty the glass and then fill it with whisky
that's the best guinness, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# blech
peapod wine ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# And you get that from....?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Peapods?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Why is he shitting into a stapler?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I thought that when I looked at it first
but then it takes all sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)